Ah, yes, my spell pouch. I know I left the lizard’s tongue in here somewhere.

Ah, yes, my spell pouch. I know I left the lizard’s tongue in here somewhere.
Please don’t take my pineapple away from me!
Powerful it has become!
It hath been some time since I decreed, but thou hast forc’d mine paw.
I feel an unsettling, dark presence creeping over me.
A phantom presence!
No, I don’t see them. I’m so glad they’re gone. Cats hate aliens you see. Wait! No! They’re back!!! THAT LIGHT!!!
I’m sure if I just believe in my furry heart that the air conditioner wants to help me, I will not be disappointed.
Why can’t I sleep? I’ve been up nearly an hour! Surely I’d be tired by now.
Cats don’t see these colors very well, but Scott sure could…
…if he wasn’t posting so many cat pictures.
It was soooo scary, what I saw!
Get me out of here! Get me away from this window!