Luna’s decree


All seems well in mine kingdom.  The honeybees seem very busy, but they art just happy and excit’d.

Luna on top of cat tree looking up upward angle close up

I did not knoweth if it wouldst be mine kingdom, but i continu’d submitting mine resume, and one day, i got the job.

Cats normally doth not hast jobs, but being a ruler is quite fitting.

Luna on top of cat tree looking down upward angle

Wait… a messeng’r approaches.

What news doth thou endue me, mine loyal messenger?

Luna on top of cat tree upward angle close up looking down at camera

Ye are telling me that Bertha is dead?  Squish’d thou say?

Meoweth.  I see.

Luna resting head with tail on cheek looking to left

Mine priz’d honeybee, Bertha, dost not look well at all.

Mine kingdom suddenly dost not seem like a v’ry happy one.

Luna resting head with tail on cheek

I wilt doth something about this.

I shall hast mine vengeance.

Luna resting head with tail on cheek squinting eyes

I will avenge the death of beautiful dram B’rtha.

I hast return’d to mine throne to address an important matter.

Luna in valley of purple robe downward view facing forward looking up

Bertha, mine priz’d honeybee, hath been slain. I, your Queen, will hast this murderer execut’d.

How dareth one of my subjects commit such a crime.

Luna in valley of purple robe from low angle

While I cannot see the prettiest flowers in the sunlight bushes outside mine window each morning, heads will roll throughout mine kingdom.

I trust’d thou people.

Luna in valley of purple robe looking forward

I will not repeat that misprision. ‘Tis time f’r a decree, and f’r that, I wilt get comfy.

Purreth!

Luna on back on blanket with paws tucked in and feet up to side

It hath been some time since I decreed, but thou hast forc’d mine paw.

Hither it goes!

I, Queen Luna, supreme ruler of all living beings who live by the grace of mine generosity…

Luna on back on blanket with paws tucked in and feet up to side and one paw stretched up

… doth declare that all who act to harm a cute dram honeybee … will be immediately euthanized.

I will not hast unruliness in mine kingdom.

Luna on back on blanket with paws tucked in and feet up to side low angle

Nay one will learn unless I teach them, I fear.

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13 comments

  1. Well, honey bees are very, very useful. Our Queen is very wise to prosecute the killer of a honey bee.

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  2. “Where the bee sucks, there suck I:
    In a cowslip’s bell I lie;
    There I couch when owls do cry.
    On the bat’s back I do fly

    After summer merrily.
    Merrily,
    Merrily shall I live now
    Under the blossom that hangs on the bough”

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  3. Your wish is our command, Your Majesty.

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  4. Fear not, Great Queen: Thy proclamation hath been heard even unto this far corner of thy realm. We give the greatest respect to honeybees here. I pray, however, that thou mindest not if from time to time I smite a great big scary wasp when it gets into the house.

    Purreth indeed.

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  5. Can we please get Luna playing Macbeth? Please?

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