Mommy squishes me too affectionately for me to abandon her.
There has got to be a way.
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Scott Danzig
I'm a computer programmer, indie filmmaker, amateur photographer, but most importantly, I own a cat. I have a sense of humor that leans toward absurdism, which you'll see in both my creative writing, and my photos.
The Shell Station
I need a favor!
By favor, do you mean a bullet to the head?
Death of innocence
Roar. You are already dead.
Luna for President
Donald Trump is angry!
The zombie apocalypse is upon us!
Macro Luna
The humans are playing with their camera again.
What in tarnation are they taking pictures of though?
Luna’s new camera
Is that what I think it is?
I see an ultra-cool thing on the floor. I NEED it. I need it now.
Potato Pancakes
Did the spider just say what I think it did?
They’re hiding potato pancakes from me?
Mommy’s Treat
My Mommy gives me tacos.
And what do I give her?
The Eviction Notice
Look, I just want the rent money for my cat tree. Tell me what to do and I’ll do it.
Pirate Chomper
YARRR!!! With the very blood I spill from her veins, I shall spice the rum in my cat dish.
Luna, the Little Chomper 