What do you mean my web site just opened? This calls for a celebration! I will perform, for you, a classical ditty.
Scott DanzigI'm a computer programmer, indie filmmaker, amateur photographer, but most importantly, I own a cat. I have a sense of humor that leans toward absurdism, which you'll see in both my creative writing, and my photos.
You see, they’re out to get me! The armadillos! I sometimes spend all day in the dark closet hiding from armadillos.
Dear Sun God, It’s been a long time since I last meowed to you, but I’ve been living a very happy life. But now I have a problem, and I’m hoping you can help.
Netflix tips from a grimalkin wannabe
Have you seen Marco Polo? I really like the camera work. They put a crazy amount on set design too. Top notch acting.
What, you don’t think a cat appreciates good acting? But you think it’s normal for cats to appreciate camera work?
Top model kitty in action
I’m the best there is. You’re going to witness some of the most stunning shots a feline goddess can dish out.
Meow! Tell me when the cameras are ready!
The snuggly stalker
As long as I’m around the house, Luna’s going to be nearby, investigating what I’m up to. It’s a personal assistant’s prerogative to do so, you understand.
The Sun God’s holy mission
O glorious Sun God, what do you ask of me? How may your furry disciple serve you?
Meow? It can’t be! Anything but that!
Luna and the disembodied tweet
I heard the tweets. You heard the tweets. Surely if there were a bird, I would have eaten it by now.
I must solve the mystery of the disembodied tweet!
The shark attack
HISS! MEOW!!! HELP!
Something’s coming! RRRRR!!!
What just ate me?
What will you be for Halloween?
Meow? You’re not getting dressed up? So lame! If you can’t buy a costume, use your imagination!