ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz…. Purrrpurrpurr….

Meow.  What’s with this purple robe someone threw on me?

Hmmm.  It looks pretty fashionable.  I guess a top model can never rest.

Time to work it.

Yeah, check it out.  I just started a new fashion trend.

Come to think of it, that white sweater looks like my style too.

Purrrr…fect fit!

But this stuff is just how a top model gets warmed up.

Servant!  Carry me to my photoshoot!

You see, you’re going to see some of the best poses you’ll get from any cat model.

I’m the best there is.  You’re going to witness some of the most stunning shots a feline goddess can dish out.

Meow!  Tell me when the cameras are ready!

Are they ready yet?  No?

Ah, I see the lights are up and photographers are in position…

Here I go!  Hang on to your seats…

Because this is going to be…

WILD!

Yeah, that eye.  It’s the eye of the housecat.

And my dreamy look.  I’m dark.  I’m mysterious.  You want this?

Or what if I just…

…lick this paw to the music.

Slurp two three four, slurp two three four.

Spin, and…

SHADOW EYE!

What’s there?  Is a cat looking at you?

Slurp two three four…

Slurp two three four…

And…

This cat still SEES you!

But now let’s bend reality!

What’s going on?

There’s only one top model here.

Luna, why’s that foot the wrong way?

I don’t know, Luna!

And…

Sleepy face!

Holdin’ it… holdin’ it…

And…

Let’s crank those bad girls open!

No, wait.  They don’t want to stay open…

Meow.  Please carry me back to the sofa.

Final pose…

The furball!

Purrpurrpurr…

ZZZZZzzzzzzzz….