Mommy squishes me too affectionately for me to abandon her.
There has got to be a way.
Mommy squishes me too affectionately for me to abandon her.
There has got to be a way.
I need a favor!
By favor, do you mean a bullet to the head?
Roar. You are already dead.
The humans are playing with their camera again.
What in tarnation are they taking pictures of though?
Is that what I think it is?
I see an ultra-cool thing on the floor. I NEED it. I need it now.
Did the spider just say what I think it did?
They’re hiding potato pancakes from me?
My Mommy gives me tacos.
And what do I give her?
Look, I just want the rent money for my cat tree. Tell me what to do and I’ll do it.
YARRR!!! With the very blood I spill from her veins, I shall spice the rum in my cat dish.
Did I tell you, I have an audition coming up?
For a crime drama. I always wanted to be in a crime drama.