I’m an ultra-cute cat, to be fawned upon and enjoyed by millions, but, on the Internet, a cat’s gotta be careful about where she sticks her paws.

I’m an ultra-cute cat, to be fawned upon and enjoyed by millions, but, on the Internet, a cat’s gotta be careful about where she sticks her paws.
Don’t worry, that red area is just temporarily showing what area is selected. I don’t always look like Darth Maul.
Meow. I don’t see it in there yet.
I’m trying to find my book on Scott’s bookshelf. He said it was published!
The test results came in. Luna had a nasty bacterial urinary tract infection. I rushed to the vet.
No, I don’t see them. I’m so glad they’re gone. Cats hate aliens you see. Wait! No! They’re back!!! THAT LIGHT!!!
I’m very upset. My Daddy got publicly humiliated today by a mean person.
I’m sure if I just believe in my furry heart that the air conditioner wants to help me, I will not be disappointed.
Why can’t I sleep? I’ve been up nearly an hour! Surely I’d be tired by now.
Scott and I have been working on the book “Luna, the Little Chomper”. It’s the freakin’ cat’s pajamas!
Are you listening to this? *sniff*
It’s not a cat tunnel. Instead, you look through the eyepiece and see outer space.
Let me see then. Let me see why you did not buy me a cat tunnel.