Guys? Are we ready?
You can white-balance the camera on my nose.
Meow. The white patch on my nose. Use that.
Much better. So are we good? I’ll start? Purr!
Hello Lunatics! It is I, Luna, the Little Chomper!
You might have been wondering why there hasn’t been a new Luna-post here since Scott bought the telescope!
It’s not because I’m currently stuck in a bathroom…
And rest assured, he has not used the telescope too much. At first, it was just too cloudy, but then…
I’m gonna let you in on a little secret, okay?
You can’t tell anyone. Seriously.
Scott and I have been working on the book “Luna, the Little Chomper”. It’s the freakin’ cat’s pajamas!
Are you listening to this? *sniff*
It’s like the coolest thing ever.
I’ll tell you more while I try to get out of this bathroom that Scott accidentally locked me in.
We’re self publishing, you see, and it’ll be sold on Amazon.
100 full color pages!
FIVE of our best short stories yet!
Meow! How do I get in this thing? This must be the exit.
What’s up there anyway?
Right… back to the stories!
Stories with defeat and victory!
War between foes!
Stories of achievement!
Showing a cat can do anything!
We do a kick ass parody of a Gwen Stefani song.
I totally love Gwen Stefani.
I would let her pet me.
What’s up here!
This is totally not a door…
And the jump looked SO COOL! What a waste.
And the last story Scott wrote is really fun! I make three wishes.
There’s a sink and a mirror here, and lots of stuff I shouldn’t eat. Trust me, I did not wish for this.
And the really awesome news! Scott has EIGHTY pages done! Just one more story to go!
It’s got a lot more story than your average Luna-post!
Each story with thousands of words! And he’s been doing great with the pictures too.
SUPER NINJA JUMP!!!
And ninja cat landing!
And no trap door.
Ninjas are supposed to have trap doors to escape in. I will fire my producer.
It should be a couple of weeks before this book goes online. Scott’s working very hard on it.
But trust me, he knows what he’s doing! The book’ll be totally awesome for your coffee table.
But for now, I’ll sit here on this toilet, until Scott finishes our final story…
…and remembers where he abandoned me.