Luna is publishing a book


Guys?  Are we ready?

You can white-balance the camera on my nose.

Luna looking straight up from bathroom floor

Meow.  The white patch on my nose.  Use that.

Luna looking straight up from bathroom floor 1 1

Much better.  So are we good?  I’ll start?  Purr!

Hello Lunatics!  It is I, Luna, the Little Chomper!

Luna wide-eyed looking at camera from bathroom floor

You might have been wondering why there hasn’t been a new Luna-post here since Scott bought the telescope!

It’s not because I’m currently stuck in a bathroom…

And rest assured, he has not used the telescope too much.  At first, it was just too cloudy, but then…

I’m gonna let you in on a little secret, okay?

Luna poking nose in toward camera

You can’t tell anyone.  Seriously.

Scott and I have been working on the book “Luna, the Little Chomper”.  It’s the freakin’ cat’s pajamas!

Are you listening to this?  *sniff*

Luna with nose up at camera

It’s like the coolest thing ever.

I’ll tell you more while I try to get out of this bathroom that Scott accidentally locked me in.

Luna looking over side of toilet seat

We’re self publishing, you see, and it’ll be sold on Amazon.

100 full color pages!

Luna behind toilet seat showing only eyes

FIVE of our best short stories yet!

Silly humor.

Dark humor.

Luna looking down at toilet seat with wide eyes

Meow!  How do I get in this thing?  This must be the exit.

What’s up there anyway?

Luna peeking over edge of toilet seat

Right… back to the stories!

Stories with defeat and victory!

Luna looking left from atop toilet seat

War between foes!

Stories of achievement!

Luna looking down from toilet seat with big eyes

Showing a cat can do anything!

And!

Luna on toilet seat looking at camera from a bit to the side with big eyes

We do a kick ass parody of a Gwen Stefani song.

I totally love Gwen Stefani.

Luna on toilet seat looking at camera

I would let her pet me.

What’s up here!

Luna leapong over edge of sink area with feet parallel

This is totally not a door…

Luna leaping up to sink area

And the jump looked SO COOL!  What a waste.

And the last story Scott wrote is really fun!  I make three wishes.

Luna on sink area looking down

There’s a sink and a mirror here, and lots of stuff I shouldn’t eat.  Trust me, I did not wish for this.

And the really awesome news!  Scott has EIGHTY pages done!  Just one more story to go!

Luna stretching down over edge from sink area

It’s got a lot more story than your average Luna-post!

Each story with thousands of words!  And he’s been doing great with the pictures too.

SUPER NINJA JUMP!!!

Luna leaping back down to floor

RRRRRR!!!

Luna investigating something on bathroom floor

And ninja cat landing!

And no trap door.

Luna rushing toward something on bathroom floor

Ninjas are supposed to have trap doors to escape in.  I will fire my producer.

It should be a couple of weeks before this book goes online.  Scott’s working very hard on it.

Luna on toilet seat looking a bit right

But trust me, he knows what he’s doing!  The book’ll be totally awesome for your coffee table.

But for now, I’ll sit here on this toilet, until Scott finishes our final story…

Luna on toilet seat with eyes half open

…and remembers where he abandoned me.

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27 comments

  1. Woohooo! How many extra treats do I have to send to get a signed copy when they come out?

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  2. Well, you are her loyal amanuensis, so maybe a Luna paw print sticker and your autograph would be the best solution.

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  3. Luna, I can’t wait to see your book! I know it will be as wonderful as you are!!

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  4. What are Luna’s favorite treats? Does she know that there are no treats on her (your) Amazon wishlist? How could such a thing be?

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    • She goes crazy for any flavor of Greenies dental treats… probably just as crazy for pieces of dry cat food. Those are treats as far as she’s concerned as well. And she likes her wet cat food for normal meals. Goes crazy for that as well. And she really likes slices of turkey, and turkey meatballs, and shrimp and scallops. And whatever else she can steal and eat. But you bring up a important point. Luna’s birthday is in 9 days. Going to have to post about that. Last year, Luna got a ton of toys/treats from online, but I’m not sure how much she plays with toys in general for. She’s always loved little crumpled up pieces of wire the most. So for now, I figured what she really wanted was a book published about her 😀 Although we’ll have some sort of celebration too.

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  5. Congrats on the book adventure! Sounds like Luna’s got some great stories to tell. ; )
    So nice to meet you!

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  6. Congratulations on your book! Luna is very photogenic! That last picture is priceless!

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  7. So cool!! You know, you could crowd-fund the book!

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    • I hate crowd-funding 🙂 Believe me, I tried before for my filmmaking. It takes a monumental effort, spamming everyone you know repeatedly for 5-10 each, which they try to “accidentally forget about”. And with Kickstarter, it’s all or nothing, and Kickstarter doesn’t let any strangers see your project until you have the momentum that shows you don’t really need Kickstarter.

      Plus, there’s no reason to. It’s all free, print-on-demand, through Amazon CreateSpace. I figured it was a no-brainer when I put 2 and 2 together. I had all the pictures I’d need and took a bunch more. The only challenge was figuring out how to do the formatting right. I think I finished redesigning one story, and have 4 more to go. Hoping to have the book out the door this month 😀

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  8. I LOVE Gwen Stefani!!! And I’m glad to see you were finally rescued from the bathroom. I hate it when that happens.

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