Meow. I can use a whisker massage.
Whisker massage please!
The double-sided face whisker massage is just unbelievable!
And the chin rub!
I’m so cute! Totally deserve this!
Purrpurr! PURR OVERLOAD!
Too much purr!
But I had so much I wanted to do today!
Cat brain shutting down! HELP ME!
Finally, a break.
Oh, I’m still here?
Well, this day is shot. I should move to the other bed.
I suppose it’s not safe out there… outside of my blanket. The last thing I need is to be kidnapped by some crazy Brazilian.
I’m an ultra-cute cat, to be fawned upon and enjoyed by millions, but, on the Internet, a cat’s gotta be careful about where she sticks her paws.
That could happen to me too.
I mean, here is this human girl, a fellow blogger in the WordPress community, who goes by the moniker “Princess Kickass” …
She doesn’t write about cats much.
But she still feels it’s her prerogative to steal me.
That’s right. She said she’s going to kidnap me. She was warned multiple times that … well, I don’t like people, but she’s convinced it’s worth a try.
Imagine, me, an innocent little kitten, stolen away into some strange village in South America.
I bet the litter boxes swirl in the opposite direction there.
I request this imagery be scrubbed from my eyes.
But the Internet isn’t all that bad for me. I wouldn’t spend so much time online if I didn’t have so many trustworthy companions.
But one of my new, most trusted buddies… is another cat, named Carol.
I mean, how can you not trust a face like that? While Scott actually manages my blog for me, Carol is a much more hard-working cat, doing all the work herself.
It’s a lot of work. The type of work that humans are used to doing.
Sometimes I worry that she forgets she’s a cat.
Cats weren’t made to lift their paws so much.
She has lots of other animals in that house too. Other cats, and dogs too.
She probably has to deal with them all walking on her keyboard.
As if typing with paws isn’t hard enough.
Even thinking about all that work makes me sleepy.
Yeah… I feel it coming on…
3… 2… 1…
The world has disappeared again.
I can only hope I don’t wake up in Brazil.