WordPress friends and foes of the Luna


Meow.  I can use a whisker massage.

Luna in arms on back with one paw up looking forward with big eyes

Whisker massage please!

Purr! Purr!

Luna getting double face rub

The double-sided face whisker massage is just unbelievable!

And the chin rub!

Luna in arms on back with one paw up getting chin rub

I’m so cute!  Totally deserve this!

Purrpurr! PURR OVERLOAD!

Luna in arms on back with one paw up getting chin rub with hand covering part of face

Too much purr!

But I had so much I wanted to do today!

Luna in arms on back with one paw up and one to side getting chin rub

Cat brain shutting down!  HELP ME!

Finally, a break.

Luna in arms on back with one paw stretched to left

ZZZZzzzz… *snore*

Oh, I’m still here?

Luna in arms on back with one paw up with one eye half open

Well, this day is shot.  I should move to the other bed.

I suppose it’s not safe out there… outside of my blanket.  The last thing I need is to be kidnapped by some crazy Brazilian.

Luna in blanket with paws crossed looking forward with eyes mostly open

I’m an ultra-cute cat, to be fawned upon and enjoyed by millions, but, on the Internet, a cat’s gotta be careful about where she sticks her paws.

Or else…

That could happen to me too.

Luna in blanket with paws crossed looking forward with large eyes

I mean, here is this human girl, a fellow blogger in the WordPress community, who goes by the moniker “Princess Kickass” …

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She doesn’t write about cats much.

But she still feels it’s her prerogative to steal me.

Luna in blanket with paws crossed looking forward with big eyes

That’s right.  She said she’s going to kidnap me.  She was warned multiple times that … well, I don’t like people, but she’s convinced it’s worth a try.

Imagine, me, an innocent little kitten, stolen away into some strange village in South America.

Luna in blanket with paws crossed looking forward with very big eyes

I bet the litter boxes swirl in the opposite direction there.

I request this imagery be scrubbed from my eyes.

Purr!

But the Internet isn’t all that bad for me.  I wouldn’t spend so much time online if I didn’t have so many trustworthy companions.

Luna in blanket with paws crossed looking up with big eyes

I certainly have a lot of great friends on Quora.com … It’s where it all started for me!

But one of my new, most trusted buddies… is another cat, named Carol.

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I mean, how can you not trust a face like that?  While Scott actually manages my blog for me, Carol is a much more hard-working cat, doing all the work herself.

Luna laying on gray blanket looking forward at camera

It’s a lot of work.  The type of work that humans are used to doing.

Sometimes I worry that she forgets she’s a cat.

Luna laying on gray blanket looking sideways at camera

Cats weren’t made to lift their paws so much.

And…

Luna laying on gray blanket starting to yawn

*YAWN*

She has lots of other animals in that house too.  Other cats, and dogs too.

Luna laying on blanket with feet and tail near camera looking up at camera head leaning forward

She probably has to deal with them all walking on her keyboard.

As if typing with paws isn’t hard enough.

Luna laying on blanket with feet and tail near camera looking up at camera

Even thinking about all that work makes me sleepy.

Yeah… I feel it coming on…

3… 2… 1…

The world has disappeared again.

Luna laying on blanket with feet and tail near camera sleeping

I can only hope I don’t wake up in Brazil.

ZZZZzzzz…

Luna laying on blanket with head upside down with feet and tail neer camera

*snore*

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40 comments

  1. Looks like Luna is feeling better. That’s good! She reminds me very much, in appearance, of my cat Teeger. Teeger is the first cat I’ve ever met who loved to have her entire face scratched. Not just ears or chin but a full out whole face scratch. I hope Luna had better dreams this afternoon.

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    • Like all afternoons, she spends it whining for dinner. Now that she has her dinner, we won’t see her again for a couple of hours. This is why we think of her as ungrateful, but I suppose she tires herself out with all that nagging and has to recuperate 🙂 Teeger sounds cute too!

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      • To see one picture of Teeger, if you are curious, you can go to my blog “A Smokey Gray Kitten”. My cat, Smokey, dictated the story to me. At the very end she reluctantly shared a picture of Teeger. You see Teeger is four to Smokey’s 13, so Smokey does not find a four year old’s antics cute whatsoever. 😉

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        • Teeger is cute! Darker around the edges than my Luna, but still bright white belly and socks! Must be bipolar :/ I hope Smokey stays strong and one day accepts Teeger as a lovable companion.

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          • Well, I did see them BOTH sleeping on my daughter’s bed the other day, with only about ten inches between them, so…………Shhhhh! Don’t tell Smokey I saw it! 😉 Most Smokey is put out with me because I had the audacity to bring home our other cat Elsa, then Holly, and then Teeger, all without asking HER once if she wanted more animals. Secretly, I think she just likes to complain just to be heard.

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          • I see… Smokey was bad in a past life, and you’re tasked with ensuring she gets her punishment.

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          • haha. Nah! She’s a good girl. Just getting older and set in her ways. 🙂

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  2. Oh! And as if two more cats weren’t bad enough. Holly is a dog!

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  3. *sneaking in, cat carrier in hand …*
    NOooo – just kidding here. My two would not like me to come up with number three.

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  4. She is absolutely adorable!!!

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  5. In the catś mind – ¨ I know I am cute, stop messing me up!! ¨

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  6. Oh, thank you, Luna! I consider you amongst my closest friends, too. We cats have to stick together!!

    And it’s so nice someone else finally understands how much work goes into a blog. All of my siblings think it’s just fun and games. They don’t think about the countless hours of missed naps and the meals that go untouched so I can get the next post published before my moms come home. It’s work!

    Thank you, again, Luna, and keep up the good work! Oh, and enjoy your nap 🙂

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    • Having your own account sure allows freedom of cat-expression. Nevertheless, I’ll fill in as needed. Luna is enjoying her fifteenth nap since that post, but she did seem a bit perturbed at the prospect of not touching a meal. Everything else in this world, for Luna, are merely distractions to help stave off hunger before the next meal. She also wondered what your moms would possibly need your computer for when they get home.

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      • Good question, Scott! I don’t know why they need the computer. They don’t have blogs!

        Luna sounds like she has a pretty good gig – getting to eat, sleep, AND have a blog that you do the bulk of the work for. Maybe I could negotiate something like that?

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        • You probably can. Cats underestimate their powers of negotiation. I’m not sure how talkative you are, but the blank silent stare is generally all you need to get the upper paw in the majority of your dealings. Luna has pretty much all the major comforts in life, but she keeps her skills honed by frequently bartering purrs for chicken-flavored cat treats.

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  7. OMG I’m logging into princess kickass and answering this because it’s so adorable I can’t even! PS: I gave you (ahem, Luna!) an award at my blog!

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  8. OMG Luna (Your South American name shall now be LUNITA!), I promise I’ll give you many whisker massages! The only thing I can’t promise you is the nice Brazilian weather because I live in cold Switzerland. But there are many happy kitties here, and you will love the delicious and world famous Swiss milk! It’s very yummy. So, I’m catching a plane to steal you now. See you soon mwahahaha (That is my evil laugh, in case no one could tell)

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