Meow. I wanted to have a house party today.
I’m a house cat, and house cats have house parties.
But it just wouldn’t be big enough. I want a really big house party.
There are not enough people. I need more people to visit me.
They just have to experience my stuff. Just one taste.
And then they join the party.
You get what I’m sayin’, right? Because you wanna party with the Luna?
Sure, let’s have a party. Today it’ll be a little party.
Where’ve you been? I thought you wanted to party.
Stop making excuses and just get some of my stuff.
It’s in the cupboard. You’ll have to get it.
I’d use it way too much if I could reach it.
C’mon, you knew it was gonna be that type of party, right?
What did you expect of the Luna? When it comes to my house, I know how to throw parties.
Ah, yes, this is a good pile. Give me some space. Watch and learn!
*sniff* *sniff* *sniiiifffffff!!!!!!* *munchmunchmunchmunch*
Yeah, I’ve got the goods here! People really need to experience this stuff for themselves!
Ah, yeah, this is the real deal!
I love my stuff! Everyone would love my stuff!
Purr! It’s absolutely divine stuff I provide! Purrpurrpurr!!!
You’re saying party is over?
It might be, but there will be more.
Because I will always have more stuff.
As a matter of fact, I feel inspired to make more stuff now.
So have you figured it out yet?
The stuff. It’s a metaphor, like when I’m called a silly chicken.
See this face? It’s a face of a cat.
Not a chicken.
I am not actually a chicken.
But the point is, I used a metaphor.
My “stuff” is not referring to my catnip.
It’s referring to content! The writing and pictures my hardworking paws create!
And my Instagram pictures.
And my new book. If someone saw any of it, they’d instantly join my party.
But, there’s something I’m not telling you.
There’s a reason why it must happen now. Please share, reblog, tweet, email, or mention a Luna post or two.
I’m not looking for fame or glory. I just think it’s wrong to keep the Luna to yourself.
We must get the party started. Let other people be happy!
You see … Scott’s remote job is going to end soon.
He’s been working remotely for the past year, and this cat has had the best year a cat has ever had.
But now, all that’s coming to an end. He’s going to have a commute again. It’s all over.
He will no longer have time to get the party started. Which means…
It’s now … or never.
Will the big house party (also a metaphor) ever happen?
All I need is for everyone just to read one blog post!
Will it happen?
Will the masses …
Will the world …
… ever love the Luna?
And now for Luna’s post-post commentary!
Lots of fun stuff to report!
First off, the Lunez (one time nickname for me) got featured by a popular Instagram account, @topcatphoto!
See me in all my splendor at instagram.com/p/34iIuoreVo/!
Purr! Over 4,000 likes! I think I got thirty new followers out of it on Instagram. I’m not sure because I can only count up to 18 claws. But either way, if any of you Instagram folks found your way here, hi!
But more importantly, for you bloggers on Instagram trying to build a following, look for those “featuring” Instagram accounts and start using ’em! I’m hoping it happens again one day.
Similarly awesome, my good buddy Marc-André of Katzenworld featured me for Tummy Rub Tuesday! Yes, I think that is cute enough for even Purrs Truly to partake in. If you’re visiting from Katzenworld, hello! Welcome to my house party! =^.^=
And last but not least, Scott made a movie, with the sole purpose of making people happy. You might know he frequents Quora.com. He roped in a bunch of popular users from there and made a silent film, about the first time someone upvoted an answer on Quora. It’s five minutes that are about as silly as I am. It’s that silly. Have a look.
And speaking of silly, I’d like to point you to something that I think is just totally ultra-silly. Revenge of Catzilla is awesome in its simplicity, and worth a chuckle.
Meow, and good night. Purrpurr …