You see, they’re out to get me! The armadillos! I sometimes spend all day in the dark closet hiding from armadillos.

You see, they’re out to get me! The armadillos! I sometimes spend all day in the dark closet hiding from armadillos.
Dear Sun God, It’s been a long time since I last meowed to you, but I’ve been living a very happy life. But now I have a problem, and I’m hoping you can help.
Have you seen Marco Polo? I really like the camera work. They put a crazy amount on set design too. Top notch acting.
What, you don’t think a cat appreciates good acting? But you think it’s normal for cats to appreciate camera work?
I’m the best there is. You’re going to witness some of the most stunning shots a feline goddess can dish out.
Meow! Tell me when the cameras are ready!
As long as I’m around the house, Luna’s going to be nearby, investigating what I’m up to. It’s a personal assistant’s prerogative to do so, you understand.
O glorious Sun God, what do you ask of me? How may your furry disciple serve you?
Meow? It can’t be! Anything but that!
I heard the tweets. You heard the tweets. Surely if there were a bird, I would have eaten it by now.
I must solve the mystery of the disembodied tweet!
HISS! MEOW!!! HELP!
Something’s coming! RRRRR!!!
What just ate me?
Meow? You’re not getting dressed up? So lame! If you can’t buy a costume, use your imagination!
Slowly shift your body so your feet are touching the other side of your face.
And hold.