Meow. I’m not coming out until they’re gone. Are they gone yet? I’m scared. You’ll give me a chin rub you say? Well, okay, I’ll come out.
Purr… Oooo, I like the chin rub. Yeah, right there… Purrrrr!!!PURRR!!!
No, no! NOT THE TICKLE!!!
AAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! Purrpurrpurr *CHOMP*
Sorry, but I said no tickle. Now hold my butt for a sec as I check to see if they’re still out there.
No, I don’t see them.
I’m so glad they’re gone. Cats hate aliens you see. Wait! No! They’re back!!! THAT LIGHT!!! ERRRRRRGH!!
Can’t resist! Losing consciousness!!!!
And I’m out.
Helloooooo little hooman!
We have taken over this furry entity you call Luna the cat, in order to communicate with you.
You will serve your new masters. In our original bodies, we are similarly furry but have four eyes, with horns that pop out of our heads. But first, this creature I possess has an incredible urge to have its chin rubbed more. You will continue the chin rub as I inform you how your planet will be enslaved.
Oh… that feels good. This hedonistic creature experiences such pleasure. Our alien race lives such cold, joyless lives. We will inhabit many of these “Luna the cats”.
Now, to attend to the business at hand. I will transport down the first of your new leaders. You will see what we look like, and have the privilege of bowing down before the true visage of your new masters.
Almost complete. Must activate flux capacitor. This creature’s appendages are not suitable for knob-shaped controls. One more switch is required. *FLIP*
You are hearing our transporter mechanism. I will observe from this accommodation. You will learn your new purpose in life, to serve your four eyed masters…
Hello hooman. This planet appears sufficient.
You will excuse our hideous appearance, hooman. You will recognize it as superior to your concept of beauty in time. Do not anger us unless you wish to see our horns. You exist to serve us. We will allow you serve as our pets. The structures in your cities and towns will be our new homes. All your base are belong to us. You are a cute pet. I will adopt this hooman. Come along, pet.