The Audition


The Good Wife is such a good show!

Luna lounging in her yellow nightie

I love lounging around, watchin’ TV.

See!  Cary and Diana are discussing their legal strategy for an upcoming trial.

Luna in front of The Good Wife episode

They’re asking me if I’m available as an expert witness.

Yes, you guessed it.

Luna resting head on arm looking at camera with one eye closed

I was invited on as a guest star.  Purr!

It was only a matter of time before this little kitty became a TV star.

Luna resting head on arm looking a bit to right

But this is only the beginning.

Did I tell you, I have an audition coming up?

Luna being held in arm with one paw hanging over edge of blanket

For a crime drama.  I always wanted to be in a crime drama.

MEOW!!!  *cough*

Luna being held with hand over neck

Death is soon for the furry Luna!

Last moments of life have expired, as have I!

Luna with paws up and one tooth showing held in arm

*HISS!* *wheeze*

*gasp*

Luna's face upside down while sleeping and front teeth showing

*silence*

*slurp* *lick*

Luna licking foot in cat tree

That last scene was a workout.  Have to keep the fur ready for camera.

What, you thought I was in danger?  Seriously?

Luna with mouth open in cat tree

HAHAHAAA! Meowmeowmeowmeow.  You really fell for it!

You’re very gullible.  Did anyone tell you that?

Luna behind two feet peering forward

I know, I’m not being fair.  I’m a very good actress.

But I’m very nervous about something.

Luna curled up in cat tree with big eye looking forward

It’s make or break for this little kitty.  So much pressure.

I have the biggest audition of my life tonight.  It’s a lead role.

Luna curled up in cat tree with big eye looking toward camera

I’m so scared.  I’ve been on TV a lot, but never a lead role.

Hey, I have an idea.  Do you have a little time right now?

Luna looking forward with one big eye behind foot from cat tree

Want to see what I have so far?

You do?

Okay, give me a moment to mentally prepare myself.

Luna looking forward with paw over mouth in dramatic light

I’m a badass Little Chomper.  I have chomped and will chomp anyone that gets in my way.

Meow.

Luna surrounded by darkness looking at camera with big eyes

Why are you looking at the door?  I like my turkey meatballs, and I’m all out.

Hey!  Stop that turkey!

Luna surrounded by darkness looking forward with big eyes and mouth open

Where do you think you’re running off to?

KILL THE TURKEY!  KIIIILLLL IIIIIITTT!!!!

Luna doing big yawn

DEATH TO THE TURKEY!

They just never learn.

Luna surrounded by darkness looking forward with big eyes

Where did we bury the last turkey?

No, that won’t do.  Lay the corpse before me and leave the room.

Luna closeup looking to right with big eyes

Just do it.

*chomp* *munchmunchmunchmunch*

*GULP*

Another tasty victim.

Luna looking right while licking nose with big tongue

*SLURP*

It’s only when you’re willing to eat your victims that you can truly commit the perfect crime.

Luna surrounded by darkness looking forward with big eyes while licking nose

It’s not easy being a crime lord, but being a furry hungry one sure does help.

Meow.  I’m feelin’ the tryptophan.  Time for a nap.

Luna comatose sleeping on purse

ZZZZzzzz…

So, what did you think?

Luna crouched near window looking at camera with very wide eyes close up

Do ya think I have potential?

This could be my moment!  I can see it now…

Luna crouched near window looking up with very wide eyes

The fame, the glory, the foot massages.

But wait…

Luna crouched near window looking forward with very wide eyes

… No… I don’t have to wait.  I want a foot massage.

Get to work, slave!  If you do a good job…

Luna looking forward with one foot up

…I’ll give you an autograph.

Purr!  That’s a good foot rub.  You were born for this!

And the forepaws too.

Luna peering out from behind her two in-line paws

This is making me so sleepy.  Time for you to be napped on.

Purrrrr.

Luna in arms sleeping with paws around arm

Not quite cozy enough.

Purrrrrr!

Luna on back on blanket held with paws bent

Some small tweaks still needed.

PURRRRRRR!!!!

Luna sleeping on back with paws up held in arm

Yes, this hits the spot.  Good night.

ZZZZzzzzz…


And now for some post commentary, by the Little Chomper herself!

luna_with_glasses

Meow all!

I’ll let you guys know if I got the part.  But for now, I’d like to mention a travel blog that one of Luna’s best friends just started up, here on WordPress!

Love You, Bye Bye, by Amanda Tendler!

Great pictures by someone who is your friend, whether you know it or not.  I, an innocent furball, wouldn’t want leave my house, and she is just about the opposite.  And she likes to leave the house too.  Give her blog a visit, and follow her if you like what you read!  Purr!

Till next adventure! =^.^=  <– Luna

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11 comments

  1. Scott, what’s the deal here? Since she mentions that she’ll let us know whether she gets the part, I assume it’s not one of your movies.

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  2. WOW!!! What is it?? Are you allowed to tell us?

    Like

  3. Lights…camera…LUNA!
    If she is as telegenic as she is photogenic she’ll be an absolute star.

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  4. Luna is always so pretty on her photos. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Not to rain on your parade, but given her non-too-friendly responses to anyone other than you and Aliona, how will the logistics of getting her on camera in front of lots of strangers be managed?

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  6. I thought there must be some form of “image insertion” involved. I wasn’t aware of the process or its name. I need to go Google “green screening”.

    Liked by 1 person

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