The dark ritual


Meow!  Come here, quick!

Luna on chair near window looking through side at camera

I need to show you something.  Come closer.

Remember that awful cat I was talking about?

Luna on chair near window close up

No, not me.  I’m talking about that long-hair roaming around the neighborhood.

She goes by the name…

Luna on chair near window looking over edge toward window with head hanging down

…of Marshmallow.

Hey, don’t be laughing now.

Luna on chair near window looking back angled at camera

I’ll have you know, Marshmallow is one bad ass kitty.

Now, where is that scoundrel?

Luna on chair near window with paws to side looking forward

I swear on a crunchy treat.  I saw her just a second ago.

Is that her?

Luna on chair near window with paws to side looking forward with head held up

Yes, that’s her.  I see you now.

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Marshmallow!

Luna on chair near window with paws to side looking a bit left of window

MeOW!  I’m not going to let you keep terrorizing my ‘hood, Marshmallow!

I will…

Luna on chair near window looking back and up

ENSORCEL YOU!

I need my magical ingredients to cast a curse upon her.

Luna on chair near window looking to right side view

Ah, yes, my spell pouch.

I know I left the lizard’s tongue in here somewhere.

Luna resting head on purse looking at camera

There we go.  And one rat tail.

And *pawpawpaw* where is the last ingredient?  I know I left one in here!

Luna resting head on purse in sun

Aha!  Found my grasshopper wings.

*munchmunchmunch* The lizard’s tongue was tasty at least.

Upward view of Luna looking to left from edge of table

Now, you will suffer my curse upon you…

Marshmallow!

Luna resting on purse with paw to front left and eyes looking right in shadows

You will rue the day you crossed paths, with … the Little Chomper.

First, the mystical paw movements, to collect the magical dark energy around me.

And now… the spell!

I cast a curse upon the cat, the cat that roams my street.

Luna curled up under blanket with paw over top of head peeking out with big eyes

I cast a curse upon that brat, that brat with such conceit.

Purr!  I feel the dark magic flowing deep within my furry body!

Luna curled up under blanket looking forward with big eyes

Go forth, spirits of the underworld.  Raise your claws and strike the final blow!

Bring doom upon my arch nemesis…

Closeup of Luna's eyes and nose from above

MARSHMALLOW!

Now I just have to wait.

Luna lying on side in box with paw tucked looking to right

I will soon hear the caterwauls of a helpless long-hair, begging for my mercy.

I will enjoy her suffering greatly.

Luna lying on side in box with paw tucked looking up and to left

From the safety of my trusty box, I will ignore her pleas, and await her demise.

Yes, I admit, I can be an evil cat, but you have to understand, Marshmallow was very mean to me.

Cats tend to hold grudges.

Luna lying on side in box with paw tucked looking at camera

But perhaps you don’t understand.  I wouldn’t expect you to.

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17 comments

  1. Luna, what eggsacktly DID Marshmallow do to you, that you wish to see them dead?

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  2. So Lovely 🙂 I miss you lovely Luna! Blessing and Happiness, Thank you, love, nia

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  3. Today I have a very important question for your hoomin Luna. What camera / lens does he use for your photos? 😮

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