Meow! Come here, quick!
I need to show you something. Come closer.
Remember that awful cat I was talking about?
No, not me. I’m talking about that long-hair roaming around the neighborhood.
She goes by the name…
Hey, don’t be laughing now.
I’ll have you know, Marshmallow is one bad ass kitty.
Now, where is that scoundrel?
I swear on a crunchy treat. I saw her just a second ago.
Is that her?
Yes, that’s her. I see you now.
MeOW! I’m not going to let you keep terrorizing my ‘hood, Marshmallow!
I need my magical ingredients to cast a curse upon her.
Ah, yes, my spell pouch.
I know I left the lizard’s tongue in here somewhere.
There we go. And one rat tail.
And *pawpawpaw* where is the last ingredient? I know I left one in here!
Aha! Found my grasshopper wings.
*munchmunchmunch* The lizard’s tongue was tasty at least.
Now, you will suffer my curse upon you…
You will rue the day you crossed paths, with … the Little Chomper.
First, the mystical paw movements, to collect the magical dark energy around me.
And now… the spell!
I cast a curse upon the cat, the cat that roams my street.
I cast a curse upon that brat, that brat with such conceit.
Purr! I feel the dark magic flowing deep within my furry body!
Go forth, spirits of the underworld. Raise your claws and strike the final blow!
Bring doom upon my arch nemesis…
Now I just have to wait.
I will soon hear the caterwauls of a helpless long-hair, begging for my mercy.
I will enjoy her suffering greatly.
From the safety of my trusty box, I will ignore her pleas, and await her demise.
Yes, I admit, I can be an evil cat, but you have to understand, Marshmallow was very mean to me.
Cats tend to hold grudges.
But perhaps you don’t understand. I wouldn’t expect you to.