Luna wanted a pineapple


mew!  mew!  I love my pineapple so much.

Luna embracing a shoe

Please don’t take my pineapple away from me!

No!  Give it back!

Luna grappling shoe with paws

mew!  You cannot take away the pineapple I hold so near and dear to my heart!

Meow?  It’s a shoe, but for some reason, I was expecting a pineapple.

Luna embracing a shoe with head stretched out

It was the gorilla dream again.  I know it.

This box will do.  I can use this box, right?

Luna on box beneath lid looking a bit up and to the right

Excuse me while I hide in embarrassment.

*thud*

This is quite an unflattering position.  It makes me look fat.

Luna on side lying in bottom of box

But only because I’m flatter.  Wouldn’t that mean it IS flattering?

So, you want to hear the gorilla story, do you?

Luna lit in box looking a bit to right

I’m going to need to borrow your smartphone.  For mood lighting.

Purr!

Luna lit in box looking left with narrow eyes

There once was a kitten … lost in the jungle.

The tiniest kitten that ever lived.

Luna lit in box looking at camera with one eye brighter

It would not last long in the dark, dangerous jungle.

“mew.  mew.  Where is my mommy?”, she cried out.

Luna lit in box looking forward a bit to left

Alas, she was noticed, by a giant, angry gorilla.

This misplaced, little furball did not have much longer, and this was obvious to the gorilla.

Close up of Luna near wall of box with narrow eyes

The gorilla asked the kitten if she was hungry, and wanted food, offering a banana.

The largest banana a kitten has ever seen!

Close up of Luna near wall of box with wide eyes

She cried out, in joy, “Pineapple!”

Yes, yes, your confusion isn’t lost on me.

Luna lit in box looking at camera

I really wanted a pineapple instead.

Ever since then, I’ve had nightmares, reliving that very traumatic moment …

Luna lit in box looking a bit up and to left

When I said I wanted a pineapple, and was given a banana.

I never did get to eat a pineapple.

Luna lit in box looking concerned at camera

Only so many opportunities come to a tiny kitten in her tiny lifetime …

… and pineapples are usually not among them.

Luna on floor with paw stretched to camera and grocery bags in background

I’m goin’ back to sleep.

I can’t believe I just told you the pineapple banana story.

Luna on lower bookshelf with foot hanging

It’s not something I’m proud of at all.

You’ll keep it to yourself, won’t ya?

Luna on lower bookshelf with foot hanging close up looking at camera

You won’t, huh?  I know it’s a funny story, and you have to tell it.

Meow.  Be that way.  Tell the story.

Luna on lower bookshelf with foot hanging close up looking to left

Just know that we’re not friends anymore.  Not until I say otherwise.

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8 comments

  1. Maybe that kind of banana WAS called pineapple – because of the kind of yellow its peel showed?

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  2. That mood lighting is rather scary, Luna. No worries – your story is safe with me!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Went a little overboard on the catnip, Luna?

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  4. LOL Luna, I love your pineapple.
    I gave you an award to show how much I wuff you. Will you come to my house now?

    https://princesskickass.wordpress.com/2015/08/05/another-award-yasssss/

    Like

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