The grand performance of Luna, the virtuoso


Rrrr.  Meow!  Oh, it’s just you.  What do you want?  What do you mean my web site just opened?  It did?

Luna peeks through wires

This calls for a celebration!  I think we’re going to have to have some fanfare.  I’m a cat, so I can’t do the typical trumpet thing.  I will instead perform, for you, a classical ditty.

Man, I haven’t been doing much lately.  Time to wake up.

luna_in_coffee_cup

Mrrrw.  No coffee.  How am I ever to wake up?  This will take some work.

Luna stretches back from behind wires

STTTRRRREEEEETTTTTTCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Luna stretches from in bed

SSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

YAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNN!!!!!!! (with cat breath)

Luna yawns forward from behind wires

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! (more cat breath)

Luna yawns to the right from behind wires

YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(So much cat breath!)

Luna yawns to the left from behind wires

Okay, those were some good yawns.  I’m feeling awake.

Luna looks forward from in bed

Let’s get to work.

But what instrument shall I play?  Meow?  Hmmmmmmm.

Luna puts leg paw under chin

I think it’s time to tune up the keyboard.  Okay, have a seat.  Give a furry virtuoso some space.

Bing bing bing bing biiiiiiinnnnnnngggggg…..

Luna prepares to play keyboard

*cracks paw knuckles*

*dramatic “paws”*

DING

DING

DING DING DING DINGALING.

DING DING DING DINGALING.

DING DING DUH DEEE!!

DING DING DUH DEEE!!!

DING DING DING DINGALING DINGALING DINGALIIIIIIIIIINGGGGG……

Luna plays note on keyboard

DING DING DING DEEE DEEE DUH DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

DUMMMM DUH DUMMMMM DUMDUMDUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Luna plays dramatic chord on keyboard

DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

*takes bow*

Okay, way too much drama for a cat.  Nap time.

Luna rests in tree but stares toward you

Enjoy the new website.

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11 comments

  1. See now – why am I a little disappointed that she didn’t break out into “Everybody wants to be a cat”? Was it copyright? Is that why? Because I think you’re cleared for covers….

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  2. You’ll never get to Carnegie Hall that way, Luna…

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  3. This is an impressive performance. Luna, you have outdone yourself, yet again!

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  4. Scott,

    Have you seen this?

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