Why was I, a perfectly innocent cat, cursed with such big, uncloseable eyeballs?
I need help.
Archive for ‘Fiction’
Cats 101
I hope you enjoyed the little story! Sooooo…. Answer me this!
What is the question the curious cat asked?
The stare down
I know you have much more “important” things to do.
There’s no way you can compete with the all-time stare down champ anyway.
Birds sieze control of the Little Chomper
Figure out how to make this thing walk!
I’m on it! Here goes nothing, Bob.
Ernie! You did it! Isn’t that paw a beauty!
Litter rip!
I can’t wait! Look at me, a cat! Doing comedy on stage! I’m so giddy!!
The job
Okay, look, you’re not going to cut into my nap time, newbie. I’m gonna tell you what’s going down, and what you’re gonna do. So lean in, and listen real good, because I’m only going to say this once.
The dry nose
It’s so dry and itchy! I’m soooo tired. I wish I had moisturizer. Is there even a moisturizer for cat noses? Ugh. I have GOT to find something!
The Furry Crusader takes on the Maniacal Carrot
I am the Furry Crusader who emerges from the darkness. I am both the claw of justice, and the toothy terror. I am the protector who stands watch over Luna City.
The grand performance of Luna, the virtuoso
What do you mean my web site just opened? This calls for a celebration! I will perform, for you, a classical ditty.
Luna’s Wish
Dear Sun God, It’s been a long time since I last meowed to you, but I’ve been living a very happy life. But now I have a problem, and I’m hoping you can help.
Luna, the Little Chomper 