I can’t sleep!!
Why won’t my eyes shut!
I can feel the cool breeze on my eyeballs.
I need to get into a bag. My pretty eyes are going to dry out.
Surely I should be able to sleep in a bag. Cats love to sleep in bags!
Why am I not falling asleep!!!
I can’t stand this!
What could have happened to me?
Why was I, a perfectly innocent cat, cursed with such big, uncloseable eyeballs?
I need help.
I can reflect the sun off my eyeballs and get someone’s attention.
Someone! Heeeeellllp meeeee….
I’m going to have to figure this out myself.
I need to lick the coffee drip tray again. It’s tasty and, umm, it helps me think!
Now let me think. Why can’t I close my eyes? Why can’t I sleep?
Must close eyes, must close eyes!