Meow meow! Come on, I’m next on stage! Finish up!
C’mon, I see it’s all set up!
I can’t wait! Look at me, a cat! Doing comedy on stage!
I’m so giddy!! *dances* Dee da dee deeeeeee!
Hey, check this out …
Hey look! HELP! The carrot’s got me! OW!!
Pretty funny, ehh?
And look, look! This is my funny face!
I’m sooo funny!! Prrrr *snortle*
Huh? What? They’re asking for me? Hey, check it… check this out. I call this…
Okay, okay, good chin rub, but it’s enough.
I’m ready. Time to take the stage. *jump*
How about that thermostat? It’s getting a little catnippy in hea!
But let’s turn those brrrrs to prrrrs!
Get what I’m sayin’? Yea? Hey you! Whacha doin in the cornah over there, sneaking a catnap? Ya think I got rabies or something, do ya, ya big pussy?
No, wait, paws right there, mistah. You stink like a litterbox! Ya got gas? That’s right, litter rip!
Don’t worry, he can take it. Ya see, we got hiss-tory togethah! But seriously, he ain’t housebroken at all. *TBBBBPTTT!!!*
I’m just kitten around. HA, I kill meow! *lick lick*
Hey, who’s next?
You? Man, you got some BIIIG hairballs to be volunteering after all that.
You were thinking you’d just step right up and whisker away, did ya!? I don’t think so, beclaws… you’re barking up the wrooooong cattree, you ol’ dog you!
HA! Oh, this is too much, lemme tail ya!
Rrrrrk!!! I’m falling!
Meeee-OW, that was close. I hope you all had fun tonight, but I’m going back to sleep.
Ah, this is comfy.
Wrong cattree. That was pretty funny.
“Whisker” away! Heeheehee!
Andandand “litter rip!!” OMG MEOW!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
You get it, right?? “Litter” rip?
SO FUNNY!!! HEEEHEEHEEE!!!!
Okay, okay, I’m over it.
Thanks for watching my act today! Purrr! I appreciated the friendly face in the audience!
Thanks so much. Time to sleep.
Litter rip… big hairballs… heeheehee… prrrrr….
And now for Luna’s end of post commentary:
I’m still catching my cat breath after that one!
Today’s shout-outs go to:
Annie Shepherd, the paw connoisseur!
Tan Eng Teck, for embellishing one of my stories with a carrot truck.
Hot Wheels, for joining forces with me against evil.
Richa Pant, for recognizing that fur beats a dark cape any day.
Juhi Manral, for appreciating a healthy nose.
Cat breath! HA! So funny! Meowmeowmeow!