Did I tell you, I have an audition coming up?
For a crime drama. I always wanted to be in a crime drama.

Did I tell you, I have an audition coming up?
For a crime drama. I always wanted to be in a crime drama.

Ah, yes, my spell pouch. I know I left the lizard’s tongue in here somewhere.

Please don’t take my pineapple away from me!

Powerful it has become!

It hath been some time since I decreed, but thou hast forc’d mine paw.

I feel an unsettling, dark presence creeping over me.
A phantom presence!

I like little bugs too.
I like to squish them between my feet!

I have been given all the attention my cuteness deserves.
But, you see, I didn’t always have it this good.

You don’t want to see me when I’m angry! Share your blog with the Luna now!

No, I’m not going to tell you my secrets. A cat has the right to her privacy.
You could not handle such exciting secrets anyway.