I feel an unsettling, dark presence creeping over me.
A phantom presence!
I feel an unsettling, dark presence creeping over me.
A phantom presence!
I like little bugs too.
I like to squish them between my feet!
I have been given all the attention my cuteness deserves.
But, you see, I didn’t always have it this good.
You don’t want to see me when I’m angry! Share your blog with the Luna now!
No, I’m not going to tell you my secrets. A cat has the right to her privacy.
You could not handle such exciting secrets anyway.
They just have to experience my stuff. Just one taste.
And then they join the party.
I’m an ultra-cute cat, to be fawned upon and enjoyed by millions, but, on the Internet, a cat’s gotta be careful about where she sticks her paws.
No, I don’t see them. I’m so glad they’re gone. Cats hate aliens you see. Wait! No! They’re back!!! THAT LIGHT!!!
I’m sure if I just believe in my furry heart that the air conditioner wants to help me, I will not be disappointed.
Why can’t I sleep? I’ve been up nearly an hour! Surely I’d be tired by now.