Slowly shift your body so your feet are touching the other side of your face.
And hold.
Merchandising with Luna
Meow consumers! Get ya merchandise! I got the best products in the litter, I’m tellin’ ya!
The bird with the clue
Wait. What’s that I see up there?
Psst! Cat! Meet me at the other window!
How do I differentiate between “meow” sounds to understand what the cat is saying?
She’ll look up at me quizzically and ask, “meow?” Then I’ll walk toward the kitchen, and she’ll know she’s getting food! “MEOOOOWWW!!”
The heartbreaker
If you ever get to meet Luna, she will emotionally destroy you.
Luna philosophizes
Luna ponders, “If you thought really slow, could you see the movement of the moon?”
Why is it taboo to make clothing from cat fur as opposed to other animal furs?
Humans have very personal connections with their cats. It’s harder to kill your victim when you look them in the eyes first, and believe me, as a society, we’ve looked cats in the eyes.
What does it mean when a cat touches noses with you?
When the nose approaches, you should not falter. You should smile and accept this honor, as the knight who kneels beneath his king’s sword.
Do not disturb
Let me tell you what happens when a human wakes me up…
What is the life goal of a house cat?
Luna has no LIFE goal. No cats do. All they do is sit around and get their bellies rubbed…
Luna, the Little Chomper 