Let me tell you what happens when a human wakes me up…

Come closer…

You will not *bat* wake *batbatbat* a sleeping cat *batbat* up!

*batbatbat*

Okay, I think you learned your lesson for now.

You think that hurt?  You’re lucky I don’t use my claws.  The nerve of you.  Did I look like I was up for a conversation?  What, you wanted to know if I wanted coffee or something?  Do you understand exactly how much cats sleep?

I understand you don’t quite have this luxury.  You don’t understand what it’s like to live such a pampered existence.

And that’s why I take pity on you.  That’s why I don’t use claws to educate you.

The world is just so beautiful.  I so love when the sun shines so brightly through the window.  I’m feeling sleepy again, so I think I’ll take a nap.  Can you see yourself out please?  Thanks.

Purrpurr….zzzzzzzzzzz…..