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The grand performance of Luna, the virtuoso

The grand performance of Luna, the virtuoso

What do you mean my web site just opened? This calls for a celebration! I will perform, for you, a classical ditty.

May 5, 2015 11
Dear Ellen,

Dear Ellen,

You see, they’re out to get me!  The armadillos! I sometimes spend all day in the dark closet hiding from armadillos.

May 5, 2015 4
Luna’s Wish

Luna’s Wish

Dear Sun God, It’s been a long time since I last meowed to you, but I’ve been living a very happy life. But now I have a problem, and I’m hoping you can help.

May 4, 2015 7
Netflix tips from a grimalkin wannabe

Netflix tips from a grimalkin wannabe

Have you seen Marco Polo? I really like the camera work. They put a crazy amount on set design too. Top notch acting.

What, you don’t think a cat appreciates good acting? But you think it’s normal for cats to appreciate camera work?

May 4, 2015 4
Top model kitty in action

Top model kitty in action

I’m the best there is. You’re going to witness some of the most stunning shots a feline goddess can dish out.

Meow! Tell me when the cameras are ready!

May 4, 2015 3
The snuggly stalker

The snuggly stalker

As long as I’m around the house, Luna’s going to be nearby, investigating what I’m up to. It’s a personal assistant’s prerogative to do so, you understand.

May 4, 2015 15
The Sun God’s holy mission

The Sun God’s holy mission

O glorious Sun God, what do you ask of me? How may your furry disciple serve you?

Meow? It can’t be! Anything but that!

May 4, 2015 14
Luna and the disembodied tweet

Luna and the disembodied tweet

I heard the tweets. You heard the tweets. Surely if there were a bird, I would have eaten it by now.

I must solve the mystery of the disembodied tweet!

May 4, 2015 8
The shark attack

The shark attack

HISS! MEOW!!! HELP!

Something’s coming! RRRRR!!!

What just ate me?

May 4, 2015 26
What will you be for Halloween?

What will you be for Halloween?

Meow? You’re not getting dressed up? So lame! If you can’t buy a costume, use your imagination!

May 4, 2015 8

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