Ya like this cat tree? Huh?
Workin’ the paws. Workin’ the paws.
MeOW! Who’s the bad cat? Who’s the bad cat!?
Wait… I hear something!
What’s is that chirping?
I see two of them. They’re chittering about something. They found something!
But what is it?
Wait! Two more! It must be something really big! They found…
A CAT TREAT!!! OMG!
I can’t hear where. One spotted me! Quick! The other window!
Oh no… This is not good.
The birds flew off.
I forgot they could do that.
No matter. I don’t have a job.
I’ll wait right here till they fly back. Meow!
Crap. I hear a chirp from the other window.
This had better be worth moving my lazy ass.
Show me bird!
Where are you, my feathery little angel!
Where are they???
Aha! I see them flying!
The ones from the roof! They’re there!
And they’re gone. Meow.
What’s that I see up there?
Psst! Cat! Meet me back at the other window!
Ah, now I get it.
They think it’s funny to watch a cat move her lazy ass.
I’m desperate though.
Okay. I’m here, my tiny friend.
Please tell me where the treat is?
Look cat. *chirpchirptweet* We don’t like your kind, but there was one time you made a wish.
So we decided to find this treat for you. It’s on top of the tall dresser in the master bedroom.
Ernie saw it up there the other day and figured you would want it. Thanks pal!
*tweet!* *flies away*
Have this treat.
But I wanted to sleep. Why does it have to be upstairs!
So many steps…
This looks like the right door…
Time for treat!
*chewchewchew* MEOW!!! That was such a good treat!
Time for nap.
And now for Luna’s end of post commentary:
See, the birds knew I could jump that high. This just shows that if you eat treats and not birds, the birds like you better.
I’d like to give shout-outs to:
James Schek, for creating a Reddit account just for me
Deepthi Amarasuriya, for teaching me something about stargazing, which would be useful if I manage to sneak outside again.
valencelectron, for adding music to my hissy fit
Dan Holliday and Andrew Stein, for their inspirational exponentially-meta cat videos
Richa Pant, for making me out to be an evil little brute, despite how kind and caring I am… when I’m not biting Scott
Virali Modi, for laughing at my cat puns. I don’t know if anyone else was laughing at them 😦
I’ll do shoutouts for other readers in future posts! Meow!