Mommy squishes me too affectionately for me to abandon her.
There has got to be a way.

Mommy squishes me too affectionately for me to abandon her.
There has got to be a way.

I need a favor!
By favor, do you mean a bullet to the head?

Roar. You are already dead.

The humans are playing with their camera again.
What in tarnation are they taking pictures of though?

Is that what I think it is?
I see an ultra-cool thing on the floor. I NEED it. I need it now.

Did the spider just say what I think it did?
They’re hiding potato pancakes from me?

My Mommy gives me tacos.
And what do I give her?

Look, I just want the rent money for my cat tree. Tell me what to do and I’ll do it.

YARRR!!! With the very blood I spill from her veins, I shall spice the rum in my cat dish.

Did I tell you, I have an audition coming up?
For a crime drama. I always wanted to be in a crime drama.