Slowly shift your body so your feet are touching the other side of your face.
And hold.
Slowly shift your body so your feet are touching the other side of your face.
And hold.
Meow consumers! Get ya merchandise! I got the best products in the litter, I’m tellin’ ya!
Wait. What’s that I see up there?
Psst! Cat! Meet me at the other window!
She’ll look up at me quizzically and ask, “meow?” Then I’ll walk toward the kitchen, and she’ll know she’s getting food! “MEOOOOWWW!!”
If you ever get to meet Luna, she will emotionally destroy you.
Luna ponders, “If you thought really slow, could you see the movement of the moon?”
Humans have very personal connections with their cats. It’s harder to kill your victim when you look them in the eyes first, and believe me, as a society, we’ve looked cats in the eyes.
When the nose approaches, you should not falter. You should smile and accept this honor, as the knight who kneels beneath his king’s sword.
Let me tell you what happens when a human wakes me up…
Luna has no LIFE goal. No cats do. All they do is sit around and get their bellies rubbed…