You haven’t heard about my new book? Where is your head right now anyway?
You’re wondering where MY head is?
It’s under the monitor, like usual.
Hmm, I don’t see the book on the shelf yet.
I’m trying to find my book on the bookshelf behind Scott’s computer desk. He said it was published!
I so was looking forward to flipping through all my awesome stories.
The first story is about me and those birds. Sure I’ve seen birds before, but these birds were performing an evil ritual!
And it’s up to me to stop them!
But then in the next story, ugh, that wiener dog again.
If only I knew how to deal with that wiener dog. I tried the best I could.
And the third story! Can you imagine a cat in Cirque du Soleil?
Yes, I can be daring! *jump*
The fourth story is way out there. I trap this tiny bug, you see, and it offers me something no cat would ever expect from a tiny bug!
Purr! It’s such an amazing story.
That tired me out. One more story, but I need a nap first.
Meow. You’re still here.
I think I just slept like 5 hours, and you’re still here. I think I got a customer.
The fifth and final story is really amazing. I’m not sure what I can tell you about it.
It’s top secret. A top secret mission.
Just imagine a soldier cat in action, on a mission. That soldier is me.
Yeah, this cat, right here. Savin’ the day. Did you expect anything less?
How’s about I give you a lil’ taste. Let me show you a sample page.
See? So many pretty pictures, with dramatic storytelling! You want this book.
I want my book too. I’m going to wait right here in the bookshelf until I get it.
Scott has a lot of junk here. What are these, binoculars?
But surely this is where he will put my book when he gets a copy!
I can’t wait to flip through those 100 full color, stylish pages with my own paws!
It’s available in lots of places! You can get your own copy at:
- My CreateSpace e-Store!
- And it’s listed on Amazon! I earn 40% less on Amazon, but it’s probably a bit more convenient, and it looks like Amazon Prime works if you have it: Link to Amazon.com listing
Please write a review on Amazon if you can =^.^=
I’m going to try to nap more, to help pass the time. Scott’s copy had better be here when I wake up! Cannot wait!
Purrpurrpurr… ZZZZZZzzzzzz… *snore*