It hath been some time since I decreed, but thou hast forc’d mine paw.

It hath been some time since I decreed, but thou hast forc’d mine paw.
I feel an unsettling, dark presence creeping over me.
A phantom presence!
I like little bugs too.
I like to squish them between my feet!
I have been given all the attention my cuteness deserves.
But, you see, I didn’t always have it this good.
You don’t want to see me when I’m angry! Share your blog with the Luna now!
No, I’m not going to tell you my secrets. A cat has the right to her privacy.
You could not handle such exciting secrets anyway.
Don’t worry, that red area is just temporarily showing what area is selected. I don’t always look like Darth Maul.
The test results came in. Luna had a nasty bacterial urinary tract infection. I rushed to the vet.
It’s not a cat tunnel. Instead, you look through the eyepiece and see outer space.
Let me see then. Let me see why you did not buy me a cat tunnel.
She looked so cute! Then I pet her.
She was surprised. *THUMP!*