Dogs and cats both understand their names, but with different intonations.
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Litter rip!
I can’t wait! Look at me, a cat! Doing comedy on stage! I’m so giddy!!
Do cats know that they are cute?
She’ll stretch and fall into some random cute pose, then just stare at us affectionately and purr, for as long as she has our undivided attention. She usually gets a fair bit of play after looking so cute. That inspires her to hold the cute pose next time.
The job
Okay, look, you’re not going to cut into my nap time, newbie. I’m gonna tell you what’s going down, and what you’re gonna do. So lean in, and listen real good, because I’m only going to say this once.
Mastering the art of brushing
To master the art of the brushing, one must first seek the truth within their heart… What does the brushing mean to you? What wisdom do you wish to gain?
The dry nose
It’s so dry and itchy! I’m soooo tired. I wish I had moisturizer. Is there even a moisturizer for cat noses? Ugh. I have GOT to find something!
The Furry Crusader takes on the Maniacal Carrot
I am the Furry Crusader who emerges from the darkness. I am both the claw of justice, and the toothy terror. I am the protector who stands watch over Luna City.
The grand performance of Luna, the virtuoso
What do you mean my web site just opened? This calls for a celebration! I will perform, for you, a classical ditty.
Dear Ellen,
You see, they’re out to get me! The armadillos! I sometimes spend all day in the dark closet hiding from armadillos.
Luna’s Wish
Dear Sun God, It’s been a long time since I last meowed to you, but I’ve been living a very happy life. But now I have a problem, and I’m hoping you can help.
Luna, the Little Chomper 