As long as I’m around the house, Luna’s going to be nearby, investigating what I’m up to. It’s a personal assistant’s prerogative to do so, you understand.
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The Sun God’s holy mission
O glorious Sun God, what do you ask of me? How may your furry disciple serve you?
Meow? It can’t be! Anything but that!
Luna and the disembodied tweet
I heard the tweets. You heard the tweets. Surely if there were a bird, I would have eaten it by now.
I must solve the mystery of the disembodied tweet!
The shark attack
HISS! MEOW!!! HELP!
Something’s coming! RRRRR!!!
What just ate me?
What will you be for Halloween?
Meow? You’re not getting dressed up? So lame! If you can’t buy a costume, use your imagination!
Fitness bootcamp with Luna
Slowly shift your body so your feet are touching the other side of your face.
Merchandising with Luna
Meow consumers! Get ya merchandise! I got the best products in the litter, I’m tellin’ ya!
The bird with the clue
Wait. What’s that I see up there?
Psst! Cat! Meet me at the other window!
How do I differentiate between “meow” sounds to understand what the cat is saying?
She’ll look up at me quizzically and ask, “meow?” Then I’ll walk toward the kitchen, and she’ll know she’s getting food! “MEOOOOWWW!!”
If you ever get to meet Luna, she will emotionally destroy you.