Meow. No, stop. I can’t.
*snore* Please no. Anything but that.
ZZZzzz… *sniff* *sniff* I smell something.
You there. What’s your business?
You heard me talking in my sleep?
What did I say?
I was talking about something horrible? But nothing else, right?
Good. I have some very dark secrets.
I cannot let you know about my secrets.
My closet is just full of fish skeletons.
Skeletons of some big tuna in there.
Wait, I heard something! Who else heard my snoring?
Oh, wait, I know that sound. A bird that just crashed into the window.
It’s quite a problem. The birds don’t always see the windows.
Come with me. I’ll show you.
This is the window they always crash into.
We’ll see a dazed bird fluttering about somewhere.
Where is that bird?
It better not be playin’ tricks on me.
The feather, stuck in the corner of the window… Do you see it?
It must have been a very hard hit. The bird would still be down…
Yep, I see it.
Poor thing. Still unconscious.
Wait, I think I know that bird.
No, it can’t be Fiona?
She just learned to fly last month.
I saw her crawl out of her nest for the first time. Her mother was so proud.
And now look at that crumpled little body, just twitching.
Fifi! Fifi! Why did this have to happen to Fifi!!!
Wait, she’s moving again.
Phew, close call.
So what were we talking about again?
What do you need to know my secrets for?
No, I’m not going to tell you my secrets. A cat has the right to her privacy.
You could not handle such exciting secrets anyway.
You say you’re curious? You think my secrets are boring?
Well maybe I think your secrets are boring! You got a lot of nerve coming into my home and saying my secrets are boring!
You ignorant humans think you’re so interesting, all saying cats are boring!
Tell ya what. I will tell you my secrets, but I’m not going to post them here.
I have a very not-spammy email newsletter, and if you sign up for that, you will see all my deep, dark secrets.
You will, after signing up, be sent an email shortly after with like… thirty Luna-pics and very funny stories.
And it’s only for those who sign up for email. Probably won’t get an email more than once a month, and you can unsubscribe very easily at any time.
Important updates and stuff. I just really want a way to more easily communicate with people who like the Luna.
What are you waiting for?
C’mon, sign up already!
If you know what’s good for you.
I’ll see you again in my first email.