Would you prefer to have a cat the size of a lion as a pet, or a lion the size of a house cat?


I’ll let Luna do the side by side comparison with lions…

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Luna here!  My question is, how do you know I’m not already the size of a lion?

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Okay, I’m not, fine, but I’m gonna be frank with you…

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Us “house cats” can be just as dangerous as your silly lions, if we weren’t so tiny.

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I’ll agree that lions are pretty smart fellers, but so are we!

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And we’re fierce!  We got chompers!

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But I’m just a wimpy little house cat, right?  Really now?

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ROAR!!!!

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You see, I might be small, but they call me “Little Chomper” for a reason.  Let me put it to you this way…

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If instead of 8 pounds, I were over 500, do you actually think this foot would have survived?

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How quickly I’d be able to tear up your curtains, lion-sized!

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On the other paw, if I were the same size, but a lion, would I be any more dangerous?  Well, I don’t know…

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A lion in the wild knows how to hunt and kill, but this is a domestic lion, right?  One raised in a comfy home, with the occasional little mouse to chase.  So my owners would still be able to squish me…

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I could still get strangled…

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I could get rolled up like a cannoli!

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Or they could just crush my tiny head.

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So in summary, I think I’d be much more worrisome… much mightier… as a massive house cat.  If I were a lion but the same size, I’m pretty sure I’d still get punished for misbehaving.

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Can someone repair me please?

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