Someone with a spatula, please flip me.
Now carry me to my box.
Hey, what is this?
Don’t just dump me in the box.
Sit down. I’m still awake.
Hello human. The floor’s not so bad after you get used to it.
Do you know any stories?
Meow! I want to hear a story.
What’s this story of yours about?
It had better not be about a princess.
I like bird stories. Tell me a bird story.
Purr! Okay, this bird of yours. What color is its beak?
Yellow you say?
And it’s got how many feathers? You don’t know?
Just stop. You’re so boring.
Well, you managed it anyway.
I’m so sleepy. Soooo boring…
And for my last trick, I’m going to pack myself perfectly into the next photo.