Meow.  The humans are up to something.

I hear clicking.  The humans are playing with their camera again.

What in tarnation are they taking pictures of though?

I can’t see.  Where are my new prescription designer glasses?

That’s better.

Cats look sexy in red.

Okay, so where be this lil’ doohickey they’re so hopelessly enamored with?

Okay, I think I see something.  It looks dark.  Like a pile of little dark things.

Ohmigosh.  Could it be?

Treats?  A pile of treats, do I see?

Rotten tuna.  These are not treats.

They smell awful.  Why are you wasting your time taking pictures of…

…raisins?  They’re called raisins?

They look hideous.  *paw paw*

There, I added some fur to one of your ugly raisins.  Take a picture of that.

I’m going back to sleep.

Luna!  You ruined my raisin.  Now you must make it up to us.

We will extreme close-ups of your cute nose!

But you will be fairly compensated.  We’ll pay you more money than any cat has ever dreamed of.

One penny.

Meow.  No deal.

Ooooo, look at Luna’s eye!

Scott, I want to take a picture of her eye!

Hiss!! I am not going to let you take close-up pictures of me!  Not even Mommy!

*click*

Hey!  What did you just do!?

Relax Luna.  It was just one picture.  Here.  Have a treat.

Rrrr?  That is really a treat!

Put on tongue please.  AAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Chomp.  Okay, make it quick.

Friggin’ camera.

Are you guys done yet?  What are you brushing me for?

I don’t need to be brushed today!

Meow meow.  Very funny.