ZZZZzzzz …

Purrpurrpurr …

My cozy little cat tree.

Soooo cozy.  Purrpurrpurr…

Hey, you.  What are you looking at?

Go get me a snack.

I want a snack!  Get me a snack NOW!

SNACK SNACK SNACK SNACK!!

Meow?  Don’t move.

I heard someone put a sign up.

Does that say what I think it says?

EVICTION…

…NOTICE…

Soooo cold… I want to be back in my warm cat tree!

The nerve of them to evict me so unceremoniously.

This box will have to do for shelter.

This is so much worse than my cozy room in my cozy cat tree.

Meow?  I got a question for you.

Loan me some rent money?  They apparently want rent money.

I didn’t think so.  Since when does a cat have to do anything, let alone pay for anything?

Time for me to earn some money.

Hey baby, what do you want me to do for you?

A little kneading the shoulders?  A little nose in the ear?

You want me to do WHAT?  You can’t be serious.

Rotten tuna.  I’m so nervous.

Do you like me like this?

You want me to bend WHAT way for you?

Oh, you mean like this?

Look, I just want the rent money for my cat tree.  Tell me what to do and I’ll do it.

Meow.  This just isn’t right.

There has got to be a way other than selling my furry body.

Well, this isn’t so bad.  I can just nap on the computer desk, in the sunbeam.

It’s quite warm and cozy.  No one will notice I’m here.

Someone is here… I feel their presence.

You’re actually telling me I can’t sleep here either.  You’re serious?

But I can’t earn any money!

I’m a cat, for meowin’ out loud!

No one’s going to hire a cat!

Leave me alone!

Meow?  You have work for me?

What do I need to do, exactly?

Fix this?

You think a cat can fix a printer?

I see.  This is the printer that I broke, isn’t it?

Fair enough.  I’ll have a look.

Yeah, I remember I wedged my paw into there…

… and the paper jam must have killed that motor over there.

Wait, the motor’s fine.

I can just nudge it back into place.  *click!*

Why’s it not working?

It’s plugged in.  It should print stuff.

I see I see.  A wire’s loose.  *chompchompchomp*

That ought to hold it together.

I believe this is fixed.

Hey, your printer is fixed.  Can I get my money now?

So… Landlord!  I believe you were thinking I needed to be evicted, huh?

You be lettin’ me back into ma cozy cat tree, if ya know what’s good for ya!  Purr!

No, no!  I was just bein’ cute!  Don’t kill me!

I have the rent money!

It’s in the envelope over there.

I fixed a printer.  A printer that I broke.  So sad.

Thank you!

Thank you so much for letting me back into my cozy home!

Back in my cat tree.  At least for one more month.

Purrpurrpurr… ZZZZzzzz…

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And now for Luna’s post-post-commentary!

Meow all!  Quick announcement:

Good news to share!  Scott’s film, Dream State, got accepted into the Big Apple Film Festival this November!  Check out the trailer here, and come see it in NYC if you want to support him in his moment of glory! =^.^=