The Good Wife is such a good show!

I love lounging around, watchin’ TV.

See!  Cary and Diana are discussing their legal strategy for an upcoming trial.

They’re asking me if I’m available as an expert witness.

Yes, you guessed it.

I was invited on as a guest star.  Purr!

It was only a matter of time before this little kitty became a TV star.

But this is only the beginning.

Did I tell you, I have an audition coming up?

For a crime drama.  I always wanted to be in a crime drama.

MEOW!!!  *cough*

Death is soon for the furry Luna!

Last moments of life have expired, as have I!

*HISS!* *wheeze*

*gasp*

*silence*

*slurp* *lick*

That last scene was a workout.  Have to keep the fur ready for camera.

What, you thought I was in danger?  Seriously?

HAHAHAAA! Meowmeowmeowmeow.  You really fell for it!

You’re very gullible.  Did anyone tell you that?

I know, I’m not being fair.  I’m a very good actress.

But I’m very nervous about something.

It’s make or break for this little kitty.  So much pressure.

I have the biggest audition of my life tonight.  It’s a lead role.

I’m so scared.  I’ve been on TV a lot, but never a lead role.

Hey, I have an idea.  Do you have a little time right now?

Want to see what I have so far?

You do?

Okay, give me a moment to mentally prepare myself.

I’m a badass Little Chomper.  I have chomped and will chomp anyone that gets in my way.

Meow.

Why are you looking at the door?  I like my turkey meatballs, and I’m all out.

Hey!  Stop that turkey!

Where do you think you’re running off to?

KILL THE TURKEY!  KIIIILLLL IIIIIITTT!!!!

DEATH TO THE TURKEY!

They just never learn.

Where did we bury the last turkey?

No, that won’t do.  Lay the corpse before me and leave the room.

Just do it.

*chomp* *munchmunchmunchmunch*

*GULP*

Another tasty victim.

*SLURP*

It’s only when you’re willing to eat your victims that you can truly commit the perfect crime.

It’s not easy being a crime lord, but being a furry hungry one sure does help.

Meow.  I’m feelin’ the tryptophan.  Time for a nap.

ZZZZzzzz…

So, what did you think?

Do ya think I have potential?

This could be my moment!  I can see it now…

The fame, the glory, the foot massages.

But wait…

… No… I don’t have to wait.  I want a foot massage.

Get to work, slave!  If you do a good job…

…I’ll give you an autograph.

Purr!  That’s a good foot rub.  You were born for this!

And the forepaws too.

This is making me so sleepy.  Time for you to be napped on.

Purrrrr.

Not quite cozy enough.

Purrrrrr!

Some small tweaks still needed.

PURRRRRRR!!!!

Yes, this hits the spot.  Good night.

ZZZZzzzzz…

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And now for some post commentary, by the Little Chomper herself!

Meow all!

I’ll let you guys know if I got the part.  But for now, I’d like to mention a travel blog that one of Luna’s best friends just started up, here on WordPress!

Love You, Bye Bye, by Amanda Tendler!

Great pictures by someone who is your friend, whether you know it or not.  I, an innocent furball, wouldn’t want leave my house, and she is just about the opposite.  And she likes to leave the house too.  Give her blog a visit, and follow her if you like what you read!  Purr!

Till next adventure! =^.^=  <– Luna