Don’t get me angry! I’ll bite you!
You don’t want to see me when I’m angry! I can’t stop it!
Grrr! Nooo! I’m horribly disfigured! Angry monster Luna!
Franken-Luna HuNgRy! MEOW! Wanna eat brainzzz!
No! No! Don’t wanna eat brainzzz! Must resist!
No! Want cat treats! But must eat brainzzz!
Huh? What?
Oh, it was just a dream.
But we must take precautions.
So you must not make me angry. At all costs.
It was such a horrible dream!
Being that ugly monster…
I’m too pretty to be a Franken-Luna.
But how can you possibly keep me happy?
Squeak!
What is… that?
Oh god, it’s that annoying mouse I chewed on last week.
Squeak! Squeak! I know how to make you happy!
Meow? I thought I got rid of you.
No! I live!
Okay, so how do you propose to make me happy, when you’ve already disappointed me by your existence?
Read other people’s blogs! That will make you happy! Squeak!
I do like reading blogs.
I suppose that’s it then.
Anyone out there listening?
I need you guys to tell the Luna about your blog, in my comments section please.
This is urgent you know.
You must not just link to your blog, but you have to tell me something about it.
I’m not very picky with my reading material…
I have so many interests, like birds, and food.
But I will not tolerate laziness.
Why should I read your blog?
Tell the Luna something about it! Share it with the rest of the class!
And let everyone else know too! Please reblog this if you can!
Purr! This is going to be sooo cool!
Luna, the Little Chomper 
This post was inspired by Jason at http://aopinionatedman.com 🙂
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I appreciate the mention! 🙂
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I figured you’d appreciate the extra traffic.
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Luna is just too cute! If she’d like to do a guest post on our Saturday rota please do let me know. 😉
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Will do! How do guest posts work anyway? I haven’t done one before. Do I just post it and tell you about it?
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You could either post it on yours first and I’ll copy it on the blog for a later date or write one and send it to me in an email and I’ll add it on my blog first. Whichever you prefer. 😀
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Will do option A! Would love to do a guest post, and will work on it!
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Looking forward to it 😀
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Hey Marc… would love for the post I just did to be considered as a guest post: https://littlechomper.com/2015/06/28/lunas-best-year-ever/ … it’s a bit long, but I think it introduces Luna nicely 🙂 Or were you looking for something else?
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That one is perfect 🙂 I’ll be working on my guest post schedule on Saturday and let you know he day it’ll be featured ^^
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Very cool! Now no self-respecting cat person will have an excuse for not knowing about Luna 🙂
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😀
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I cannot recommend my blog with my conscience intact, as it is in German, has now and then be dealing with food but mostly with boring human things like politics (mainly local), books, theatre and music … really, it is as boringly human as it sounds, Luna. The only post dealing with my cats was one with a message from their litterbox … Other cats go lazy and use their humans cameras – mine pee into their litterbox and I know exactly what they want to say. Mostly P*** off, sometimes, Life is sh.. and rarely I get a ❤
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The German is kind of rough for me. Luna’s next birthday wish, however, will be for your blog to include an English and/or Meow translation with it.
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I cannot even speak Meow properly, let alone write it. And I only know the swearwords of Meow anyway …
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Franken Luna is adorableeee! So happy Jason is back! : D
You know all my blogs : P
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Yeah, I’m happy he’s back too, but he’s all poetic now. It’s like if Princess Kickass disappeared and then C.S. Wilde took her place. Just not the same!
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: P
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Ah Luna, your prose is poetic and almost lyrical and you look so thoughtful.
I couldn’t possibly torture the poor readers out there by mentioning my blog. There are enough people in therapy as it is. 🙂
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Reblogged this on The Daily Blabber and commented:
Luna is looking for new reading material. Post in their comments about your blog, and don’t forget to leave a link WITH your description.
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Luna you are so beautiful and lovely but your human is great too in photograpy about you 🙂 Thank you, blessing and happiness to you all, love, nia
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Luna! do you read my blog? I’m a dog – do you mind? I’m a little dog – so maybe you can think of me like weird cat. I live with 4 felines but only Toby is obnoxious – oops, I mean, smart enough to show up in my blog (but only occasionally). If you don’t mind seeing pictures of a dog check me out!!! https://doggiecaperz.wordpress.com/
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Yay! Silly chihuahua blog 😀 Luna had no idea!
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Grreat blog you have here
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