Don’t get me angry! I’ll bite you!
You don’t want to see me when I’m angry! I can’t stop it!
Grrr! Nooo! I’m horribly disfigured! Angry monster Luna!
Franken-Luna HuNgRy! MEOW! Wanna eat brainzzz!
No! No! Don’t wanna eat brainzzz! Must resist!
No! Want cat treats! But must eat brainzzz!
Oh, it was just a dream.
But we must take precautions.
So you must not make me angry. At all costs.
It was such a horrible dream!
Being that ugly monster…
I’m too pretty to be a Franken-Luna.
But how can you possibly keep me happy?
What is… that?
Oh god, it’s that annoying mouse I chewed on last week.
Squeak! Squeak! I know how to make you happy!
Meow? I thought I got rid of you.
No! I live!
Okay, so how do you propose to make me happy, when you’ve already disappointed me by your existence?
Read other people’s blogs! That will make you happy! Squeak!
I do like reading blogs.
I suppose that’s it then.
Anyone out there listening?
I need you guys to tell the Luna about your blog, in my comments section please.
This is urgent you know.
You must not just link to your blog, but you have to tell me something about it.
I’m not very picky with my reading material…
I have so many interests, like birds, and food.
But I will not tolerate laziness.
Why should I read your blog?
Tell the Luna something about it! Share it with the rest of the class!
And let everyone else know too! Please reblog this if you can!
Purr! This is going to be sooo cool!