Luna’s darkest secrets

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Meow.  No, stop.  I can’t.

Upward view of Luna with eyes nearly closed and gums showing

So horrible.

*snore* Please no.  Anything but that.

Luna facing backward resting her head on the edge of her cat bed sleeping

ZZZzzz… *sniff* *sniff* I smell something.

You there.  What’s your business?

Closeup of Luna in cat bed leaning on side looking at camera with one eye squinting

You heard me talking in my sleep?

What did I say?

Luna looking back over the edge of her cat bed at camera

I was talking about something horrible?  But nothing else, right?

Good.  I have some very dark secrets.

Closeup of Luna in cat bed looking at camera with eyes narrow

I cannot let you know about my secrets.

My closet is just full of fish skeletons.

Downward closeup of Luna in cat bed leaning on side looking forward toward right with her right eye wider

Skeletons of some big tuna in there.

Wait, I heard something!  Who else heard my snoring?

Closeup of Luna in cat bed leaning on side looking up and to right with eyes fully open

Oh, wait, I know that sound.  A bird that just crashed into the window.

It’s quite a problem.  The birds don’t always see the windows.

Closeup of Luna in cat bed leaning on side looking at camera

Come with me.  I’ll show you.

This is the window they always crash into.

Luna on chair near kitchen window looking outside with chin slightly up

We’ll see a dazed bird fluttering about somewhere.

Where is that bird?

Side view of Luna looking out kitchen window with narrow eyes

It better not be playin’ tricks on me.

Oh no.

Side view of Luna looking out kitchen window with wide eyes and ears a bit back

The feather, stuck in the corner of the window… Do you see it?

It must have been a very hard hit.  The bird would still be down…

Yep, I see it.

Side view of Luna looking downward out kitchen window with ears a bit back

Poor thing.  Still unconscious.

Wait, I think I know that bird.

Upward view of Luna on chair in kitchen with mouth slightly ajar

No, it can’t be Fiona?

Little Fifi…

Upward view of Luna on chair near kitchen window looking out with neck stretched

She just learned to fly last month.

I saw her crawl out of her nest for the first time.  Her mother was so proud.

Upward view of Luna looking off to left with wide eyes

And now look at that crumpled little body, just twitching.

Fifi!  Fifi!  Why did this have to happen to Fifi!!!

Upward view of Luna on chair in kitchen looking like she is crying

Waaaahaaaahaaaa!!!

Wait, she’s moving again.

Luna on chair near kitchen window looking outside to the left with wide eyes

Phew, close call.

So what were we talking about again?

Upward view of Luna on chair in kitchen looking downward directly at camera

My secrets?

What do you need to know my secrets for?

Upward view of Luna on chair in kitchen squinting at camera

No, I’m not going to tell you my secrets.  A cat has the right to her privacy.

You could not handle such exciting secrets anyway.

Upward view of Luna on chair in kitchen looking off to the right

You say you’re curious?  You think my secrets are boring?

Well maybe I think your secrets are boring!  You got a lot of nerve coming into my home and saying my secrets are boring!

Upward view of Luna on chair in kitchen looking like she is angry

You ignorant humans think you’re so interesting, all saying cats are boring!

Tell ya what.  I will tell you my secrets, but I’m not going to post them here.

Upward view of Luna on chair in kitchen looking slightly to left

I have a very not-spammy email newsletter, and if you sign up for that, you will see all my deep, dark secrets.

You will, after signing up, be sent an email shortly after with like… thirty Luna-pics and very funny stories.

Slightly upward view of Luna in chair in kitchen looking slightly to right

And it’s only for those who sign up for email.  Probably won’t get an email more than once a month, and you can unsubscribe very easily at any time.

Important updates and stuff.  I just really want a way to more easily communicate with people who like the Luna.

What are you waiting for?

Luna on chair near kitchen window peering downward looking angry

C’mon, sign up already!

If you know what’s good for you.

Luna on chair near kitchen window peering downward sternly

I’ll see you again in my first email.

Click to receive an email with Luna’s DEEPEST DARKEST SECRETS!

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18 comments ›

  2. neeraj
    June 21, 2015 • 1:53 am

    Lol, this was very well compiled, Scott!!

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  4. Lily
    June 22, 2015 • 4:44 pm

    Luna is like the Edgar Allan Poe of the feline world. 🙂

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  5. Carol
    June 30, 2015 • 9:53 am

    Of course I want to know Luna’s secrets! And I promise not to tell anyone – especially any humans 🙂

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  6. Princess Kick-ass
    July 16, 2015 • 3:50 pm

    Lunaaaa, where are you? Don’t leave meee

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  8. Opinionated Man
    September 30, 2015 • 2:30 am

    I hope you and Luna are doing ok! 🙂

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