You haven’t heard about my new book? Where is your head right now anyway?
You’re wondering where MY head is?
It’s under the monitor, like usual.
Hmm, I don’t see the book on the shelf yet.
I’m trying to find my book on the bookshelf behind Scott’s computer desk. He said it was published!
I so was looking forward to flipping through all my awesome stories.
The first story is about me and those birds. Sure I’ve seen birds before, but these birds were performing an evil ritual!
And it’s up to me to stop them!
But then in the next story, ugh, that wiener dog again.
If only I knew how to deal with that wiener dog. I tried the best I could.
And the third story! Can you imagine a cat in Cirque du Soleil?
Yes, I can be daring! *jump*
*splat*
The fourth story is way out there. I trap this tiny bug, you see, and it offers me something no cat would ever expect from a tiny bug!
Purr! It’s such an amazing story.
That tired me out. One more story, but I need a nap first.
*snore*
Meow. You’re still here.
I think I just slept like 5 hours, and you’re still here. I think I got a customer.
The fifth and final story is really amazing. I’m not sure what I can tell you about it.
It’s top secret. A top secret mission.
Just imagine a soldier cat in action, on a mission. That soldier is me.
Yeah, this cat, right here. Savin’ the day. Did you expect anything less?
How’s about I give you a lil’ taste. Let me show you a sample page.
See? So many pretty pictures, with dramatic storytelling! You want this book.
I want my book too. I’m going to wait right here in the bookshelf until I get it.
Scott has a lot of junk here. What are these, binoculars?
But surely this is where he will put my book when he gets a copy!
I can’t wait to flip through those 100 full color, stylish pages with my own paws!
It’s available in lots of places! You can get your own copy at:
- My CreateSpace e-Store!
- And it’s listed on Amazon! I earn 40% less on Amazon, but it’s probably a bit more convenient, and it looks like Amazon Prime works if you have it: Link to Amazon.com listing
Please write a review on Amazon if you can =^.^=
I’m going to try to nap more, to help pass the time. Scott’s copy had better be here when I wake up! Cannot wait!
Purrpurrpurr… ZZZZZZzzzzzz… *snore*
Luna, the Little Chomper 
Congratulations on the book!
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Thanks so much 🙂 Never thought my cat would be a published author!
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Well she is clearly a cat of many talents 🙂
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Congratulations! How exciting!!!
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Thanks! It is very exciting! Quite proud to have my name on the cover of … something so unique 😀
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That’s awesome!!!
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Thanks for the enthusiasm! Luna’s probably too excited, speckling the ceiling with claw marks!
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You’re very welcome! I can only imagine 😀
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Ah…I knew I was saving that Amazon gift card for something. I am sorry to deprive Luna of any of her well-earned royalties by ordering from Amazon, but at least this way you’ll have a “verified purchase” review. Amazon says I’ll get it by the 29th of May. Can’t wait!
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Yeah, I’m honestly not sure what’s more valuable. The extra royalties, or the higher “sales rank” on Amazon. I ain’t trying to make a living out of it. I just want to let as many people as possible enjoy a funny cat during her prime years.
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Is a book of Luna sale in Amazon? It was surprised. Congratulations. I was confirmed in the Amazon. The postage is 35 dollars to Japan! It is 60 dollars in total! (>.<""""" You published dearest Luna. Really splendid! Congratulations!
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Koharu, if you didn’t get the book yet, you should be able to find it on Amazon.co.jp within the next month or two. That will save you on the really nasty shipping charge. I got feedback from the first two who received the book, and it was immensely positive 🙂 Very happy!
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Thank you very much! Scott.
It was checked today in Amazon Japan, but a book of “Luna, the Little Chomper” isn’t received. I check Amazon co jp every day for 4 weeks. 🙂
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Hi! Scott. A book of LUNA was indicated in Japanese Amazon. But there was no stock on a book, so when I made a contact if it was received, there was an answer. I have reserved a book of LUNA. The day which reaches is uncertain but very pleasant. It’ll be reported for now. ^^/
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Thanks for telling me. Someone in Canada was also waiting, and now the book is listed the same way on Amazon Canada!
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Congrats on your book Luna!! It shall become a best seller!
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Thanks! I’m hoping Oprah notices me.
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How cool would that be?
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I’m assuming it won’t happen 🙂 But I’m ready for my TV appearance.
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Congratulations to you and Luna!!
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Thanks so much, furry friend!
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You are adorable- congrats on the book!
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Thank you so much! =^.^=
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