MEOW!!! The sun’s been out for hours and the heat is killing me.
Scott locked me out of the air conditioned bedroom again, and he’s sleeping in…
Meow! Open up you!
Don’t think I can’t smell that cold air in there, you unconscious meanie!
This is taking too long.
Maybe it’s colder downstairs.
No, this isn’t working either…
I’m sure the sunbeam has nothing to do with it. Must sleep in the sunbeam when I see a sunbeam.
I’m going to have to figure out how to operate the other air conditioner.
So, are you going to help me or what?
What? Did I get that right?
Forgive me while my “little cat brain” tries to comprehend your uselessness.
You’re just going to sit there? You just want to see me be cute?
Oh, oh. So this is your “entertainment”?
You understand I’m trying to survive here?
That I can die of a heat stroke?
I’d like to see you wear a fur coat in this weather. Oh wait, you have an air conditioned bedroom too?
Looks like I’m on my own.
Surprise, surprise. People don’t go out of their way to help cats in this world.
Meow. I can do this.
I’m sure if I just believe in my furry heart that the air conditioner wants to help me, I will not be disappointed.
Purr! Dearest A/C! Shower me with your icy goodness! I am ready!
Not feelin’ anything here.
Let me try a more direct approach.
Work, darn it!
Maybe if I push on this really hard… RRRRR!
Still gettin’ nothin’ here.
But wait, there’s some sort of control panel here.
I can just poke this colorful orange button with my nose…
Aha! I hear it turning on!
Why would you ever doubt me?
Now I’m feelin’ it!
Purr! Who needs a cold bedroom anyway!
Not close enough! Not close enough!
Purr! Cat brain entering cryostasis!
Must feel more! Need more cold!
I feel my belly getting nice and cool.
I don’t know where those nine lives went, but this has to be cat heaven.
I’m going to be here a while, and since you didn’t help…
…I’d appreciate some privacy.
But, you can watch another one of my music videos if you want more “entertainment”.