MEOW!!! The sun’s been out for hours and the heat is killing me.
Scott locked me out of the air conditioned bedroom again, and he’s sleeping in…
…AGAIN.
Meow! Open up you!
Don’t think I can’t smell that cold air in there, you unconscious meanie!
This is taking too long.
Maybe it’s colder downstairs.
No, this isn’t working either…
I’m sure the sunbeam has nothing to do with it. Must sleep in the sunbeam when I see a sunbeam.
I’m going to have to figure out how to operate the other air conditioner.
So, are you going to help me or what?
What? Did I get that right?
Forgive me while my “little cat brain” tries to comprehend your uselessness.
You’re just going to sit there? You just want to see me be cute?
Oh, oh. So this is your “entertainment”?
You understand I’m trying to survive here?
That I can die of a heat stroke?
I’d like to see you wear a fur coat in this weather. Oh wait, you have an air conditioned bedroom too?
Looks like I’m on my own.
Surprise, surprise. People don’t go out of their way to help cats in this world.
Meow. I can do this.
I’m sure if I just believe in my furry heart that the air conditioner wants to help me, I will not be disappointed.
Purr! Dearest A/C! Shower me with your icy goodness! I am ready!
Not feelin’ anything here.
Let me try a more direct approach.
Work, darn it!
Please work?
Maybe if I push on this really hard… RRRRR!
Still gettin’ nothin’ here.
But wait, there’s some sort of control panel here.
I can just poke this colorful orange button with my nose…
Aha! I hear it turning on!
Why would you ever doubt me?
Now I’m feelin’ it!
Purr! Who needs a cold bedroom anyway!
Not close enough! Not close enough!
Purr! Cat brain entering cryostasis!
Must feel more! Need more cold!
Purrrrr!!!
I feel my belly getting nice and cool.
I don’t know where those nine lives went, but this has to be cat heaven.
I’m going to be here a while, and since you didn’t help…
…I’d appreciate some privacy.
But, you can watch another one of my music videos if you want more “entertainment”.
Luna, the Little Chomper 
Cats don’t like the cool – cats stem from the wild cats of Lybia (felis sylvestris lybica) – and they are quite accustomed to the heat. So you pussy, go and lie in that sunbeam as you were meant to.
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Luna recognizes that sunbeams make her lazier, and she can’t go find a job if she’s feeling too lazy. That’s my take on it, anyway.
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Well, Luna, i can’t blame you for seeking the cool. When I bring Toby in from the outside heat he goes and immediately lays down on the bathroom tile floor or in the bathtub to cool off. Keep seeking that cool!
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Yeah, they have to spread out and maximize their surface area on something cool, because panting like a dog is simply undignified!
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Too cute! I love it.
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Awww. never seen a cat who figured out the AC (at least looked like it did)!
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No, she actually just earned her certification as an AC technician. First cat with job ever.
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This is so funny! I think your cat and I would be great friends…lol
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You two can hang out, but Luna has dibs on the AC, so you’ll have to bring your own. She unfortunately will hiss at you if you try to sit next to her.
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Ha! I’ll have to bring treats! 🙂 I live the name Luna.
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Isn’t it annoying that we can’t edit comments? That said, Luna might be distracted enough by the treats to let you have some time in front of the AC, but, once she gets that treat, *HISS!*
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What is more annoying is that you can edit other people’s comments, so I have heard. This is too funny though😀
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*love
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Well done, Luna! Humans underestimate our stick-to-itiveness.
I have a question: Do you enjoy making those music videos? My LOUD Mom loves “dancing” with my brother, Steve, like that – she finds it quite amusing. But Steve walks away humiliated, hoping none of the Toms in his gang witnessed through the windows. Anyway, I was just curious. Thanks!
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Carol, Luna doesn’t have her own WordPress account, only one on Instagram, so I hope you don’t mind the transcription. “Meow! HISS!” … Luna, I’m just trying to get an answer for a question here… do you like making the music videos or not? “Oh, I do! Except that last stupid one. Please refer Carol to the sleepy dance video. Many cats wrote in expressing jealousy when they saw that video. I don’t necessarily like being made to look crazy, but it’s a price to pay for being around an otherwise loving Mommy. Something about Moms?” Yeah, that sounds about right. She preferred doing her Mom’s “gentle silly” video here: https://littlechomper.com/2015/05/08/im-not-sleepy/
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Yes, I can see why Luna would prefer the this video – it’s a little less, well, bouncy! That’s always Steve’s complaint – so much bouncing!! I don’t know what it is with moms and dancing. I’m just glad they leave me alone. You should see the old lady, Ethel, when they try to get her going!!! I recommend steering clear for hours afterwards.
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Yeah, today all I want to do is pass out in front of the air conditioner!
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