Rrrr. Meow! Oh, it’s just you. What do you want? What do you mean my web site just opened? It did?
This calls for a celebration! I think we’re going to have to have some fanfare. I’m a cat, so I can’t do the typical trumpet thing. I will instead perform, for you, a classical ditty.
Man, I haven’t been doing much lately. Time to wake up.
Mrrrw. No coffee. How am I ever to wake up? This will take some work.
STTTRRRREEEEETTTTTTCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
SSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
YAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNN!!!!!!! (with cat breath)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! (more cat breath)
YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(So much cat breath!)
Okay, those were some good yawns. I’m feeling awake.
Let’s get to work.
But what instrument shall I play? Meow? Hmmmmmmm.
I think it’s time to tune up the keyboard. Okay, have a seat. Give a furry virtuoso some space.
Bing bing bing bing biiiiiiinnnnnnngggggg…..
*cracks paw knuckles*
*dramatic “paws”*
DING
DING
DING DING DING DINGALING.
DING DING DING DINGALING.
DING DING DUH DEEE!!
DING DING DUH DEEE!!!
DING DING DING DINGALING DINGALING DINGALIIIIIIIIIINGGGGG……
DING DING DING DEEE DEEE DUH DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
DUMMMM DUH DUMMMMM DUMDUMDUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
*takes bow*
Okay, way too much drama for a cat. Nap time.
Enjoy the new website.
Luna, the Little Chomper 
See now – why am I a little disappointed that she didn’t break out into “Everybody wants to be a cat”? Was it copyright? Is that why? Because I think you’re cleared for covers….
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Well, so far I know she likes classical music, and a little Will Smith. Why anyone would want to live the life of a freeloader may never have occurred to her.
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Perhaps you can get her to watch Aristocats and see if she takes a liking to it? Or is the butler trying to get rid of the cats too much of a horror story?
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Luna actually likes those “animal teamwork” stories. She especially loved Sleepwalkers. She has a 3×2 foot poster of Clovis hanging near her litterbox.
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You’ll never get to Carnegie Hall that way, Luna…
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Luna’s more concerned with Carnegie Deli.
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This is an impressive performance. Luna, you have outdone yourself, yet again!
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Luna was hoping for a “Brava!” actually. Maybe she needs some coattails.
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Scott,
Have you seen this?
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Indeed we have seen that. Luna considers such geniuses an inspiration to her craft, and her ditties.
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