Can’t sleep, can’t sleep…
This nose has been bugging me!
It’s so dry and itchy! I’m soooo tired.
I wish I had moisturizer. Is there even a moisturizer for cat noses?
Ugh. I have GOT to find something!
Let’s try the upstairs bathroom.
Really? No cat moisturizer? There are all these human cosmetics in here.
Awfully selfish of them to not have anything for cats. Let me check behind the shower curtain.
My nose is so dry! They must keep the cat stuff with the cat treats. That’s in the pantry.
Here we are! I can just wedge my paw in there, and…
Have a little peek. Let’s see here…
Desolation.
MEOW! Oh, sir? Do you have any idea where I can find some cat moisturizer? Purrrr.
You don’t understand me at all? Meow.
My nose will surely die. At least I snagged a cat treat. Time to make a run for it.
So tasty!! Wait a minute. This tongue… It’s wet.
Maybe this tongue can be useful? Let me try something.
Oh my god. It’s heavenly. My nose, after so many years of using cat moisturizer! I can just use my tongue!
But, it’s still dry on this side…
PURRRR!!!
So much better! My nose is so wet!
One more for good measure!
Oh meOW!!
Finally, I can get some REAL work done. Now where was I?
Purrpurrrrrr. So much nose relief. Purrrrrrr. ZZZZzzzzzz.
Luna, the Little Chomper 
That wouldn’t work for Penny. She’d just dry off her nose again immediately afterward by nudging one of her hoomans.
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Every cat must learn what works for them. Luna shows affection by chomping me. It hurts, and it leaves her nose wet, especially if any blood spurts on it.
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She any relation to Sparta do you think?
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She’s very far from spartan. You can see in one of the last pics that she’s on something black. That’s my bathrobe. She prefers it over her cat bed, because it’s more expensive and luxurious.
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Okay – I was referring to Sparta of “The Mean Kitty Song” – not the Spartans….
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Okay, as sad as it is, I just watched it for the first time. Awesome video. Not related though. That mean little kitty is not even in the contiguous US.
Luna would look completely boring, and just like all the other tabby mutts, if not for her eyes.
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….. I was under the impression (having watched Mr. Safety for some reason) that Sparta and his human pets lived in California… I had no idea that California was not in the contiguous US… I’ll have to inform my friends at once.
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You’re behind the times man. Mean Little Kitty is now in Anchorage, according to his Wikipedia page 🙂 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cory_Williams
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Or because it reminds her of her roomie. : )
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It could be! Too cute 🙂 But realistically, she just likes to sit on things.
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Oh poor Luna… Taking that long to figure it out – oh well – money saved now you don’t have to buy cat moisturizer. And got a treat. Clever Luna.
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I’ve spent enough on her outside of the moisturizer. Like this website for instance…
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I’m sure it’ll pay for itself after time.
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After seeing this post, My nose started itching.
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Fortunately, moisturizer for humans is much easier to come by. Luna is unmoved by your plight =^.^=
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Discard my Quora comment. After reading this, I fear Luna might put Clinique out of business.
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I kind of discovered that myself, which is why I let Luna lick my nose on occasion, despite where that tongue has been. It’s something I just do, and don’t like to think about.
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Such a cutie 🙂
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I think this is my favourite Luna post so far. She is so adorable and kudos to you for taking such befitting pictures of her and then spinning a story out of them.
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It does make it easier when Luna has one of her strokes of genius and I get a good 10-20 interesting pictures from her. She makes it easy sometimes!
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