Meow meow! Come on, I’m next on stage! Finish up!
C’mon, I see it’s all set up!
I can’t wait! Look at me, a cat! Doing comedy on stage!
Strrrrrrrreeeettttccchhh!!!!!
I’m so giddy!! *dances* Dee da dee deeeeeee!
*spin*
Hey, check this out …
Hey look! HELP! The carrot’s got me! OW!!
Carrot! Meow!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Pretty funny, ehh?
Ehh?? Funny??
And look, look! This is my funny face!
DEEEEEEE!!!
Heeeheeheee!
I’m sooo funny!! Prrrr *snortle*
Huh? What? They’re asking for me? Hey, check it… check this out. I call this…
Drooping whiskers.
Meowmeowmeow *giggle*
*snortle*
Prrrprrprrr.
Okay, okay, good chin rub, but it’s enough.
I’m ready. Time to take the stage. *jump*
Hey all…
How about that thermostat? It’s getting a little catnippy in hea!
But let’s turn those brrrrs to prrrrs!
Get what I’m sayin’? Yea? Hey you! Whacha doin in the cornah over there, sneaking a catnap? Ya think I got rabies or something, do ya, ya big pussy?
No, wait, paws right there, mistah. You stink like a litterbox! Ya got gas? That’s right, litter rip!
HA!
Don’t worry, he can take it. Ya see, we got hiss-tory togethah! But seriously, he ain’t housebroken at all. *TBBBBPTTT!!!*
I’m just kitten around. HA, I kill meow! *lick lick*
Hey, who’s next?
You? Man, you got some BIIIG hairballs to be volunteering after all that.
You were thinking you’d just step right up and whisker away, did ya!? I don’t think so, beclaws… you’re barking up the wrooooong cattree, you ol’ dog you!
HA! Oh, this is too much, lemme tail ya!
*slip*
Rrrrrk!!! I’m falling!
*clamp*
Meeee-OW, that was close. I hope you all had fun tonight, but I’m going back to sleep.
Ah, this is comfy.
Wrong cattree. That was pretty funny.
“Whisker” away! Heeheehee!
BIIIIG hairballs!!
Meow! HAHAHA!!
HAHAHA!
Andandand “litter rip!!” OMG MEOW!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Litter rip!
You get it, right?? “Litter” rip?
SO FUNNY!!! HEEEHEEHEEE!!!!
Okay, okay, I’m over it.
Thanks for watching my act today! Purrr! I appreciated the friendly face in the audience!
Thanks so much. Time to sleep.
Litter rip… big hairballs… heeheehee… prrrrr….
Zzzzzzzzzz…..
And now for Luna’s end of post commentary:
I’m still catching my cat breath after that one!
Today’s shout-outs go to:
Annie Shepherd, the paw connoisseur!
Tan Eng Teck, for embellishing one of my stories with a carrot truck.
Hot Wheels, for joining forces with me against evil.
Richa Pant, for recognizing that fur beats a dark cape any day.
Juhi Manral, for appreciating a healthy nose.
Cat breath! HA! So funny! Meowmeowmeow!
Luna, the Little Chomper 
Luna! Didn’t know that you are a comedian too!
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She didn’t know either. She just digs deep and yucks it up. But when it comes to hairballs, it’s more of a yak than a yuck.
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Fur does beat dark cape after all! Hi five Luna 🙂
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It’s true. Very hard to imagine Batman doing stand-up.
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Luna looks like a gargoyle in the “Ha” pic, and in the “I can’t wait” pic, her expression reminds me of female figures in pre-Raphaelite paintings.
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Definitely agree she seems like a gargoyle in that pic. More of a cuddly one though. Might be extrapolating a bit much with the pre-Raphaelite art, but I think I see where you’re coming from. Luna’s complexion certainly has a similar “glow” to it.
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Oh Luna, you’re adorable, but don’t quit your day job.
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Luna smells a heckler!
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Luna, you were hilarious!
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Good to know Luna has a promising career in comedy if money ever gets tight.
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Luna’s eyes! So beautiful 🙂
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Thanks. Her permanent eyeliner helps 🙂 The iPhone actually does really well with close-up cat eye pictures. I’ve been impressed.
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Yes, it’s awesome how good smartphones take pictures today. Apart from that, it’s good because we basically have that camera always in our pockets, which is great for snapshots of nice momens.
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Yeah… but still, not quite there. That’s why I’m hoping to have Google Glass eventually. Luna gets in such cool poses, when she’s about to pounce or race for something. If I take out the smartphone, she reflexively gets sleepy-eyed. That’s why most of the pictures here show Luna fairly stationary.
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