Not again…

Yo Ernie!

What is it, Bob?

Look at that mangy cat down there, staring at us all the time, givin’ us the stink eye.

That cat has nothing better to do.  It’s indoors ALL day and ALL night…

And … hey Ernie! Get this!

What Bob?  What should I get?

They feed that cat regularly!  On a silver platter!  Every meal bigger than you, Ernie!

What a life that’d be, huh?

Yeah Bob, it’d be a sweet life.

Waits just a second hea’…

Ernie!  We birds are pretty small, right?  Ernie?

Yes we are, Bob!  We’re very small, even for sparrows!

I have…

… an idea.

Psst!  Ernie!  That mangy cat’s asleep, right Ernie?

I think so, Bob, but birds don’t normally crawl into a cat willingly.

Where are the eyes in this thing, Ernie?

I’m lookin’ Bob!  I think I found ’em!

Yeah, much better.  We can see now!

Hey Bob!  What’s this switch do?

Don’t touch it!

Too late.

Ernie!  You put the cat back into sleep mode!

Oops.  Hang on Bob.

Ah, much better.

Okay Ernie!  Let’s figure out how to steer this thing!

Bob, I think I found the controls for the legs.

Okay, give it a shot!

Hey Ernie!  Great work!  But we need those paws on the floor if we’re gonna get anywhere!

Good point Bob.  Let me try this…

Ernie!  You just put the cat into sleep mode, AGAIN!

Sorry Bob.

It’s okay Ernie!  Let’s stay focused!  Figure out how to make this thing walk!

I’m on it!  Here goes nothing, Bob.

Ernie!  You did it!  Isn’t that paw a beauty!

Careful Ernie!  Don’t make us fall!

I got it Bob!

But how are we gonna get this cat on the floor, Bob?

Ernie, okay, listen closely.  Here’s what yer gonna do!

Gently slide the cat to the floor.  Move that paw down carefully, Ernie.

Yeah, that’s it Ernie.  Carefully…

A little more…

More Ernie!  We need those paws off the window!

How about this, Bob?

Great job!  Youz got real potential in the cat driving business, Ernie!

It’s slipping Bob!  The cat is sliding down!

Ernie!  Think soft landing!  SOFT LANDING, ERNIE!

* POOM *

How’s this Bob?

It’s just fine, but we’re wasting time!  Give me the controls a sec.  Where’s the food?

Bob, that cat’s always eating in the kitchen.  What about the kitchen, Bob?

Good idea, Ernie!  Sometimes you got lots more good ideas than the rest of us bird brains!

Now let me just pull this lever and …

Ernie, I think I’m stuck.  Take the controls again.

I can’t make heads or tails out of this cat thing, and you seem to have a knack for it.

Okay Bob.  I’ll just push this button here, and ease that lever back a bit…

Easy does it, Bob!  Easy does it!

What’s that!  Oh no!  Hang on, Bob!

* squawk! *

* UUUMMMPH!!! *

ZZZZZZzzzzzz… *chirpchirpchirp*

Ernie!  Ernie!  Wake up!

Huh? Wha? Whozzat?

What happened Bob?

We’z got eaten, Ernie! Eaten by a shark!

What’s a shark doing in a house, Bob?

I don’t know, Ernie.  We birds don’t know what houses are really like, flyin’ around all the time!

Hey Ernie, find us a way out of this place, before…

Ahhh!!!! Ernie, get us out of….

*SQUAWK!*

The shark, Ernie! The shark is eating us!

Must get free…

*CHEEP!*

I’m starting to get woozy, Ernie!

This ain’t good, Bob!

I’m passing out Ernie!  I only see darkness!

I always loved you, Bob!

Ernie! I loved you too!

*muffled squawk* *mmph!*

ZZZZZZzzzzzz…. purrpurrpurr…

What the?

How did I end up in a shark?  And why do I feel sore?

Let me see where I am…

This is weird.

I was asleep near the window just a second ago.

The shark never eats me when I’m protected by sunlight.

But… wait a minute…

The window is open!

I never leave the window open.

I feel there are feathers stuck in my throat.

Ahem! *cough*

Ahem ahem!

Wait, wait…

I get it.

It must be those birds.  They flew in through the window, and into my belly.

They were messing with me while I was trying to sleep.

The birds… I trusted them…

Serves them right to get digested by a shark while being digested by a cat.  It’s the modern day turducken!

Meow.  I know you were hoping for some entertainment, but a cat’s gotta get her Z’s!

Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to go back to the blanket.

That’s better.

But I need some protection this time.

Let the Little Chomper show you how it’s done.

Lookin’ tiny!  Lookin’ irreSISTably CUTE!

Cuddly thoughts, cuddly thoughts!

And… here comes the opportune cat flop!

Meow!  Protect MEEEEE!!!!!

And… there’s the arm!

Privacy please!  Purrpurrpurr!