Ya like this cat tree? Huh?
Workin’ the paws. Workin’ the paws.
SccccRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCH….
MeOW! Who’s the bad cat? Who’s the bad cat!?
Wait… I hear something!
What’s is that chirping?
Birds!!
I see two of them. They’re chittering about something. They found something!
But what is it?
Wait! Two more! It must be something really big! They found…
A CAT TREAT!!! OMG!
I can’t hear where. One spotted me! Quick! The other window!
*pounce* *flop*
Oh no… This is not good.
The birds flew off.
I forgot they could do that.
No matter. I don’t have a job.
I’ll wait right here till they fly back. Meow!
Crap. I hear a chirp from the other window.
This had better be worth moving my lazy ass.
Okay window.
Show me bird!
Where are you, my feathery little angel!
Where are they???
Aha! I see them flying!
The ones from the roof! They’re there!
And they’re gone. Meow.
Wait.
What’s that I see up there?
Psst! Cat! Meet me back at the other window!
Ah, now I get it.
They think it’s funny to watch a cat move her lazy ass.
I’m desperate though.
Okay. I’m here, my tiny friend.
Please tell me where the treat is?
Look cat. *chirpchirptweet* We don’t like your kind, but there was one time you made a wish.
The most selfless wish any biiiirrrd has ever hearrrrrd.
*chirpchirp*
So we decided to find this treat for you. It’s on top of the tall dresser in the master bedroom.
Ernie saw it up there the other day and figured you would want it. Thanks pal!
*tweet!* *flies away*
I must…
Have this treat.
But I wanted to sleep. Why does it have to be upstairs!
So many steps…
This looks like the right door…
And…
Time for treat!
*chewchewchew* MEOW!!! That was such a good treat!
Time for nap.
Purrrpurrpurr! ZZzzzzzzzzz…..
And now for Luna’s end of post commentary:
See, the birds knew I could jump that high. This just shows that if you eat treats and not birds, the birds like you better.
I’d like to give shout-outs to:
James Schek, for creating a Reddit account just for me
Deepthi Amarasuriya, for teaching me something about stargazing, which would be useful if I manage to sneak outside again.
valencelectron, for adding music to my hissy fit
Dan Holliday and Andrew Stein, for their inspirational exponentially-meta cat videos
Richa Pant, for making me out to be an evil little brute, despite how kind and caring I am… when I’m not biting Scott
Virali Modi, for laughing at my cat puns. I don’t know if anyone else was laughing at them 😦
I’ll do shoutouts for other readers in future posts! Meow!
Luna, the Little Chomper 
I get along with birds, Luna gets along with birds, hence Luna’s my best friend!
Ps. Luna, I like treats too, but human treats.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Well Luna, you now know that .. bird is the word! 🙂
You’re an athlete Luna. I am sure you’ll do great in Cat-o-lympics!
LikeLike
Holy SHIT!!! That jump video was awesome. Luna rocks.
LikeLike
Background music fit for a video about an Olympic pole vaulting champion!!
It’s great that you were there in time to capture this amazing feat on film.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Well, being there in time after I cleared the dresser top and put a treat up there, yes 🙂
LikeLike
I thought that this was sort of choreographed, but then, just because you keep a treat up there, doesn’t mean she’ll decide to go for it right then!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hey, just a second now. It was not choreographed, past me just putting something up there for her to get. I was expecting to just get her doing a cool-looking jump on the first try, but she had to make it so dramatic, didn’t she?
LikeLike
Glad to see she decided against the electrocution! What was the treat?
LikeLiked by 1 person
It was a Greenie… Catnip flavor… Just “happened” to be there.
LikeLike
Reblogged this on Travels with Mary and commented:
Great Prose and Cat
LikeLike
I love this photo story! Made me laugh 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks! That right there is all me and Luna are trying to do! Well, me at least. Luna was more likely trying to jump out a window and fly like a bird. Good thing for window screens.
LikeLiked by 1 person
They maybe control our minds to spread their messages, stories and photos around the web, there is no other explanation why we do this 🙂 But as it entertains, it’s very good 🙂 My cat is also very excited about birds near the window, it’s probably like cat cinema!
LikeLike
There are DVDs you can get, for actual cat cinema. But I work from home, so I never quite decided to order one. I suppose the window is a 3D show, though.
LikeLike
Yes, it made me laugh when I found cat movies on youtube, I mean videos with birds… explicitly uploaded for cats. No joke. 😀 But I agree, cat’s ürefer it in 3d… the windows offer just that in very high quality. 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person