Now this is a story all about how
Leonard Kim sent me gifts, life got flipped, turned upside-down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just read his note right there
I’ll tell you how I became this silly, big-eyed bear.
In east Manhattan, born and raised
One big playpen where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
In drops a shitload of gifts from some fool
I start going batty, and forgot about food
And I got high. That catnip carrot was good!
I saw that one fake little mouse and I wanna play!
So I caught it between Scott’s feet and chewed away.
I punched an orange ball but the new one looked the same,
But nothing irked me more than that whack-a-mole game.
In the end I was pooped and was stuck on the floor,
The best birthday ever, and this cat’s sad no more.