Let me tell you what happens when a human wakes me up…
You will not *bat* wake *batbatbat* a sleeping cat *batbat* up!
Okay, I think you learned your lesson for now.
You think that hurt? You’re lucky I don’t use my claws. The nerve of you. Did I look like I was up for a conversation? What, you wanted to know if I wanted coffee or something? Do you understand exactly how much cats sleep?
I understand you don’t quite have this luxury. You don’t understand what it’s like to live such a pampered existence.
And that’s why I take pity on you. That’s why I don’t use claws to educate you.
The world is just so beautiful. I so love when the sun shines so brightly through the window. I’m feeling sleepy again, so I think I’ll take a nap. Can you see yourself out please? Thanks.